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Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden

Started by President Television, February 14, 2011, 01:31:00 PM

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President Television

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I love this game and I haven't even played it yet. CHAAAAAAOOOOOOOS DUNK!
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

I'd give my every last neo-shekel for a copy of this game.

President Television

Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2011, 02:09:07 PM
I'd give my every last neo-shekel for a copy of this game.

It's freeware! :D
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Shatterbrain

This is the best JRPG of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I was moved passion, to tears, by the depth of its' brilliant, dramatic, Shakespearean plot. But most of all, it made me realize how much my  life is like a B-Ball--constantly on the up and down...being passed between fickle divine entities...and that sometimes, all you have to do is shut up and jam.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Shatterbrain on March 16, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
This is the best JRPG of all time. OF ALL TIME!

I was moved passion, to tears, by the depth of its' brilliant, dramatic, Shakespearean plot. But most of all, it made me realize how much my  life is like a B-Ball--constantly on the up and down...being passed between fickle divine entities...and that sometimes, all you have to do is shut up and jam.

LMNO has had some things to say about that.

But he's a brutal monster who isn't to be trusted, so take it for what it's worth.
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LMNO

That reminds me... Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

Cain


Requia ☣

Jelly and jam have different texture (at least as marketed here).
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 16, 2011, 04:37:01 PM
That reminds me... Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

Lumps.

No, really.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, jam uses whole fruit bits.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Requia ☣

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 16, 2011, 05:08:41 PM
"YOU CAN'T JELLY YOUR DICK INTO SOMEONE'S ASS."
            \
:judge:

Nonsense:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

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i wouldnt use warming lube myself, but, hey, takes all sorts :lulz:

Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 16, 2011, 04:37:01 PM
That reminds me... Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

Lumps.

No, really.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, jam uses whole fruit bits.

This is accurate, and also while jam uses the whole fruit, it is technically supposed to be pureed, and the chunky stuff is supposed to be "preserves", but somehow most jam in the US is actually preserves.
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Placid Dingo

Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2011, 08:39:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 16, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 16, 2011, 04:37:01 PM
That reminds me... Does anyone know the difference between jelly and jam?

Lumps.

No, really.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, jam uses whole fruit bits.

This is accurate, and also while jam uses the whole fruit, it is technically supposed to be pureed, and the chunky stuff is supposed to be "preserves", but somehow most jam in the US is actually preserves.

Rubbish.

Jelly is what you foreigners inexplicably call jello, and jam is a spread.
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