Fuckers, this is from TGRR.

[Suu]

I just naturally assumed that all you fuckers have alts. This IS a forum about mayhem and discord, after all.

Correction, we ARE all alts. Including you.

[President Television]

I just naturally assumed that all you fuckers have alts. This IS a forum about mayhem and discord, after all.

Correction, we ARE all alts. Including you.

Alts of Daruko?

[LMNO]

No.  Horab.

[AFK]

I have to keep the poetry and puns separated.  It just feels weird having them in the same persona. 

Rod Stewart is to deal with my intense dislike for Rod Stewart.  Something, by the way, my wife tortures me with quite a bit. 

[LMNO]

I assume she does it in self defense.

[Luna]

I assume she does it in self defense.

Wonderful bit of passive aggressive behavior.

Me, I used Taylor Swift on mine.

[AFK]

Ugh, my daughter tortures me with her, and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna.

[Luna]

Ugh, my daughter tortures me with her, and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna.

I wouldn't sink so far as Miley Cyrus.

Taylor Swift actually has a good voice... and a shitton of "you're a lying, cheating bastard" and "I'm better off without you" songs. 

[Cramulus]

I just naturally assumed that all you fuckers have alts. This IS a forum about mayhem and discord, after all.

There used to be a lot of really sneaky alt behavior on this board, luckily that's over.

As it stands, if an alt doesn't do something really hilarious in his first post, people pretty much lose their shit.

[Luna]

I got a private message less than two weeks after I started posting asking (very politely) if I was an alt.

[AFK]

We all know that Luna is code for Luke.  

[Triple Zero]

Yeaaaah, a whole string of regurgitated unoriginal unfunny jokes about alts dicking up the discussion! Good thing they aren't puns or it'd be annoying, right?

Anyway.

I tend to ban them as they are made known to me unless the account holder has cleared the alt with an admin or it's a well-known one (like Enrico or Rod Stewart). I've got no problem with you using both accounts, I only banned the Dok Howl account originally because I thought you were done with it for good.

When did we change the rule from outing to banning alts?

I'm sure that when we made the rules, it was we'd just out the alts that were either non-funny or not-well-known.

We'd only BAN known alts if they were made by people that were originally banned for other reasons.

[East Coast Hustle]

Ugh, my daughter tortures me with her, and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna.

I wouldn't sink so far as Miley Cyrus.

Taylor Swift actually has a good voice... and a shitton of "you're a lying, cheating bastard" and "I'm better off without you" songs. 

Taylor Swift sounds like she's singing with a cheesegrater in my ears. Her voice would be better if somebody lit her larynx on fire.

Frankly, I'm not surprised she gets cheated on and dumped all the time.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeaaaah, a whole string of regurgitated unoriginal unfunny jokes about alts dicking up the discussion! Good thing they aren't puns or it'd be annoying, right?

Anyway.

I tend to ban them as they are made known to me unless the account holder has cleared the alt with an admin or it's a well-known one (like Enrico or Rod Stewart). I've got no problem with you using both accounts, I only banned the Dok Howl account originally because I thought you were done with it for good.

When did we change the rule from outing to banning alts?

I'm sure that when we made the rules, it was we'd just out the alts that were either non-funny or not-well-known.

We'd only BAN known alts if they were made by people that were originally banned for other reasons.

Actually, the very nature of the OP (and thus the discussion) was ABOUT alts.

As for your other question...

I don't remember (or care much) but I'm sure it was done capriciously.

[Adios]

Ugh, my daughter tortures me with her, and Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna.

I wouldn't sink so far as Miley Cyrus.

Taylor Swift actually has a good voice... and a shitton of "you're a lying, cheating bastard" and "I'm better off without you" songs. 

Officially I hate the fuck out of you now. Both of them make me want to destroy every radio ever made with a dull axe.