Dialectual differences...

[Suu]

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE IN NEW ENGLAND NOT CALL ANYTHING BY WTF IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE?!

I SHOULD NOT GET FUNNY LOOKS WHEN I SAY "DRESSER" GODDAMNIT. NO, IT'S NOT A BUREAU, A BUREAU IS A DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT. A GODDAMN DRESSER IS WHAT YOU PUT FUCKING CLOTHES IN. IDIOTS.

ALSO. THIS IS AMERICA GODDAMNIT, THAT WORD YOU HAVE FOR YOUR DAD'S SISTER IS PRONOUNCED ANT LIKE THE BUG, NOT LIKE YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE FROM FUCKING ENGLAND.

THIS IS NOT ENGLAND. THIS IS NEW ENGLAND.

YOU PUT YOUR GROCERIES AND DISHES IN A CABINET, IT'S NOT A FUCKING MILKSHAKE.
A WATER FOUNTAIN. FOR FUCK'S SAKE CALL IT A GODDAMN WATER FOUNTAIN!
A GRINDER? WHAT ARE YOU GRINDING? NOTHING! IT'S A SUBMARINE SANDWICH! DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY, NEW YORK, KEEP YOUR HEROES TO YOURSELF. IT'S A FUCKING SUB!

MILK GOES IN COFFEE, COFFEE SYRUP DOES NOT GO IN MILK. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING.





AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE PIZZA IS NOT TO BE SERVED COLD AND CHEESELESS. YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

-Suu
Ya'll are mad fuckin crazy, yo.

[Richter]

We have moral superiority to the people who consider "Scrapple" or "Chitterlings" food.  Jsut saying.

[Suu]

We have moral superiority to the people who consider "Scrapple" or "Chitterlings" food.  Jsut saying.

Never had either. I do have standards.

[Luna]

We have moral superiority to the people who consider "Scrapple" or "Chitterlings" food.  Jsut saying.

Anything that sounds like it should be scraped off the bottom of my boot is not food.

[LMNO]

Hey now.  It's a form of pork.  You can't go wrong with pork. 

[Suu]

Hey now.  It's a form of pork.  You can't go wrong with pork. 

Yes. Yes you can.

[Luna]

Hey now.  It's a form of pork.  You can't go wrong with pork. 

Yes.  Yes, you can.

Bacon, no, but pork?  Oh, yes.

[LMNO]

Hey now.  It's a form of pork.  You can't go wrong with pork. 

Yes.  Yes, you can.

Bacon, no, but pork?  Oh, yes.

[Richter]

Hey now.  It's a form of pork.  You can't go wrong with pork. 

There are parts used in ways part should enver be used, and things grace the table that should only have been stuffed or thrown out.

[East Coast Hustle]

Scrapple is what bacon wishes it was.

and Mainers don't seem to suffer from many of the lingustical deficiencies that you listed, though everyone knows it's an italian sandwich, not a hero or a grinder or a hoagie or a sub or any of that crap.

[LMNO]

Bacon?  If anything, scrapple is more like hillbilly pork meatloaf.  And if you've ever eaten sausage, you've essentially eaten chitterlings.


FFS.

[Luna]

Look, I'm FROM Pennsylvania.  We had people who made scrapple not far away.

Scrapple is lips and assholes, mushed up to attempt to make it edible.  Ewg.

If I want dead pig, give me THIS.

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

[LMNO]

You have no sense of adventure.

[East Coast Hustle]

Lips and assholes are some of the best parts of a pig. That's why everyone likes sausage and hot dogs.

and there is NOTHING in the world that tastes better at 5am after a night of serious drinking than a fried scrapple sandwich on white bread with ketchup. Cheese and fried egg optional.

[Suu]

Also, it's chitlins, not chitterlings.