Dialectual differences...

[Richter]

Dude.  Just think of what's done...  Pork.  Braised.  Battered.  Deep Fried.  Hot Sauce.


I mean, really.  How the hell can you be arguing against that?

Easily.  I've seen buckets of chitterlings in supermarkets labelled "Minimal traces of feces". 

Of course, you realize that label can be put on virtually everything sold in a market...

Yes, but not everything on the market was an organ for funneling it in it's previous life.

[LMNO]

Also, don't forget head cheese. Publix deli sells their version of that stuff. Like meat bits suspended in clear jello. Almost as gross as the original.

Fuck you.  Head cheese rules.

[Suu]

WHAT? WAIT...PUBLIX?!?!?

WHERE?!!!!


BEST. GROCERY STORE. EVAR.


and wtf pickles on a Philly.

[Luna]

They who blaspheme against pizza should be punished with all due severity and righteousness. But being from Pennsylvania also, and currently residing in Georgia after a ten year stint in Iowa . . . The only dialect debacle I keep encountering is the 'pop' versus 'soda' thing and these damn fools putting grilled pickles and banana peppers on their Philly cheesesteaks.


Also, don't forget head cheese. Publix deli sells their version of that stuff. Like meat bits suspended in clear jello. Almost as gross as the original.

Grilled pickles.  In cheesesteaks.  That is SO wrong.

[LMNO]

Dude.  Just think of what's done...  Pork.  Braised.  Battered.  Deep Fried.  Hot Sauce.


I mean, really.  How the hell can you be arguing against that?

Easily.  I've seen buckets of chitterlings in supermarkets labelled "Minimal traces of feces". 

Of course, you realize that label can be put on virtually everything sold in a market...

Yes, but not everything on the market was an organ for funneling it in it's previous life.

Which kind of makes all the other things worse, wouldn't you say?

I mean, you know where the shit in chitlins came from...

[navkat]

They who blaspheme against pizza should be punished with all due severity and righteousness. But being from Pennsylvania also, and currently residing in Georgia after a ten year stint in Iowa . . . The only dialect debacle I keep encountering is the 'pop' versus 'soda' thing and these damn fools putting grilled pickles and banana peppers on their Philly cheesesteaks.


Also, don't forget head cheese. Publix deli sells their version of that stuff. Like meat bits suspended in clear jello. Almost as gross as the original.

I loooove Publix. The rest of the country, however, doesn't know what the fuck that is (it's a really awesome grocery store that's a little more upscale and has a lot of specialty foods but not as high-cost as say; Whole Foods or The Fresh Market). However, chances are, the head cheese you're seeing at Publix is Boar's Head.

[Suu]

I would give an ovary for Publix to come to New England and blast Stupid Stop and Steal out of the water.

[Richter]

Also, don't forget head cheese. Publix deli sells their version of that stuff. Like meat bits suspended in clear jello. Almost as gross as the original.

Fuck you.  Head cheese rules.

That stuff, I will try.  Learning there's no traditional "cheese" involved helps.

[Richter]

Dude.  Just think of what's done...  Pork.  Braised.  Battered.  Deep Fried.  Hot Sauce.


I mean, really.  How the hell can you be arguing against that?

Easily.  I've seen buckets of chitterlings in supermarkets labelled "Minimal traces of feces". 

Of course, you realize that label can be put on virtually everything sold in a market...

Yes, but not everything on the market was an organ for funneling it in it's previous life.

Which kind of makes all the other things worse, wouldn't you say?

I mean, you know where the shit in chitlins came from...

By that logic though, it has contained shit, and will be exposed to shit.  As opposed to other food which may just be exposed to shit.  The chitterlings represent a double threat of scat scrapings.

[LMNO]

I suppose that's why my grin looks the way it does...

[Luna]

I suppose that's why my grin looks the way it does...

[Suu]

Let's go back to New England for a sec.

Doughboys.



Don't you mean ELEPHANT EARS?!

[Richter]

I suppose that's why my grin looks the way it does...

I'm going to have "Scatman's World" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[Richter]

"Stuffies"

[Suu]

"Stuffies"

You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was allergic to the fuckers, I'd probably eat the fuck out of them. Just sayin'.