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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Don't immanentize the eschaton!

Started by Cain, February 08, 2011, 04:25:02 PM

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hooplala

#15
February 10, 2011, 09:09:05 PM
Well, my afternoon just got a lot better.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Telarus

#16
February 10, 2011, 09:23:56 PM
 :pax:
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Elder Iptuous

#17
February 10, 2011, 11:49:29 PM
LMNO, that wasn't not safe enough....
it wasn't not safe enough, at all!
:argh!:

navkat

#18
February 17, 2011, 01:12:00 PM
Quote from: Telarus on February 10, 2011, 08:47:23 PM
My google-fu is great, and I tracked down my origional source in some LiveJournal Discordspag group I started:

.....alfedenzo wrote.....

I've managed to find a version via the Way Back machine: Only use the Eschatron 9000 if you're really, really serious about destroying the world.

This is how the world will end: not with a bang, but with fire, wind, water, meat, cute girls shooting lasers from her eyes, nukes, horses, and the FSM.

It just gets better and better after the water.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Iron Sulfide

#19
February 18, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
Maybe not the proper thread for this, but it seemed worthy of mention at some point:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050799/

Coincidentally a year or two before the supposed inception of discordia? Right.
Ya' stupid Yank.
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