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Started by Don Coyote, February 22, 2011, 08:58:57 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Telarus on February 25, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Nice. Gian centipedes are fun.

No.  No, giant centipedes are NOT fun.
NOT when you blow the concentration check with a critical 1 on a Summon Monster 1.
(It was summoned into my pance.  Hilarity ensued... well, for everyone ELSE...  I will NOT be summoning one of those little bastards again.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 25, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Nice. Gian centipedes are fun.

No.  No, giant centipedes are NOT fun.
NOT when you blow the concentration check with a critical 1 on a Summon Monster 1.
(It was summoned into my pance.  Hilarity ensued... well, for everyone ELSE...  I will NOT be summoning one of those little bastards again.)

So a giant centipede that takes up a 15ft by 15ft square isn't happy fun times?
I had a sorcerer(the first character I played in 3rd ed) whose familiar was a monstrous centipede. :D

Luna

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 25, 2011, 02:59:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 25, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Nice. Gian centipedes are fun.

No.  No, giant centipedes are NOT fun.
NOT when you blow the concentration check with a critical 1 on a Summon Monster 1.
(It was summoned into my pance.  Hilarity ensued... well, for everyone ELSE...  I will NOT be summoning one of those little bastards again.)

So a giant centipede that takes up a 15ft by 15ft square isn't happy fun times?
I had a sorcerer(the first character I played in 3rd ed) whose familiar was a monstrous centipede. :D

Was NOT happy fun time.  Well, not for character, anyway.

Any time everybody around the table is laughing hard enough that play is disrupted is officially a good time. 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

I am a little concerend for how hard this monster bug will hit for (2d6+5) so I might end up reducing to a Large Monstrous Centipede with 5 hit dice instead of the Huge with 6 hit dice.


Luna

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 25, 2011, 07:21:49 PM
I am a little concerend for how hard this monster bug will hit for (2d6+5) so I might end up reducing to a Large Monstrous Centipede with 5 hit dice instead of the Huge with 6 hit dice.



Meh, toss in a couple of extra healing potions.  End fights should make players pee in their pance.

(You did NOT hear me say that, Richter.  That goes for everybody but you.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 25, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Nice. Gian centipedes are fun.

No.  No, giant centipedes are NOT fun.
NOT when you blow the concentration check with a critical 1 on a Summon Monster 1.
(It was summoned into my pance.  Hilarity ensued... well, for everyone ELSE...  I will NOT be summoning one of those little bastards again.)

Is that a summoned monster in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Luna

Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 07:30:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 10:58:43 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 25, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Nice. Gian centipedes are fun.

No.  No, giant centipedes are NOT fun.
NOT when you blow the concentration check with a critical 1 on a Summon Monster 1.
(It was summoned into my pance.  Hilarity ensued... well, for everyone ELSE...  I will NOT be summoning one of those little bastards again.)

Is that a summoned monster in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Always happy to see ya, Ratatosk.  ;)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

One of the perks of having such a bushy squirrel tail. :-O
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Don Coyote

Or as the goblins that worship it call it....
The Great Dragon
Fiendish Giant Centipede, Huge CR 3
Total XP   
800         
NE Huge Vermin
Init +0; Senses Darkvision 60 ft., Perception +4
DEFENSE
AC 15 Touch 8 Flatfooted 15 (-2 size, +7 natural)
HP: 29 (3d8+15)
Fort +8 Ref +1 Will +1
Immune mind affecting effects; Resist cold 5, fire 5; SR 8
OFFENSE
Speed 40 ft., climb 40 ft.
Melee: Bite +5 (1d8+5 plus poison)
Special Attacks poison, smite good
STATISTICS
Str 21, Dex 11, Con 20, Int --, Wis 10, Cha 2
Base Atk +2; CMB +9; CMD 19 (can't be tripped)
Skills: Climb +11, Perception +4, Stealth +8 Racial Modifiers +4 Perception, +8 Stealth
ECOLOGY
Environment: Underground
Organization: Solitary or colony (2-5)
Treasure: null
SPECIAL ABILITIES
Poison (Ex): Bite-injury; save Fort DC 18; frequency 1/round for 6 rounds; effect 1d3 Dex damage; cure 1 save.
Smite good (Su): 1/day as a swift action (adds CHA bonus (+0) to attack rolls and damage bonus equal to HD (+3) against good foes; smite persists until target is dead or the celestial/fiendish creature rests).


The "Great Dragon" rests in the central hall of an ancient temple, coiled around a pedestal, upon which is a multifaceted gem the same size as human head, which bears a disturbing similarity to the "Great Dragon's" eyes. The persistent twisted murmurings that have been heard since entering the disused temple intensify. It is a horribly twisted parody of the common garden centipede, strange growths adorn it's carapace, and dark fluids leak from glistening orifices.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2011, 01:58:26 AM
Verrrrry nice.
Thank you.

The fucker was a bitch, but I got to learn the PF way of advancing creatures, and then checking against this set of sexy tables to make sure it's not over- or underpowered. I had a false start stating this monster out. Starting from a medium sized centipede to a huge centipede ended up being stupid powerful for my intended CR, even though the tiny chart under Centipede, Giant said a 4d8  Huge centipede would be CR2.
I'm hoping to get my players believing it's a real dragon as they kill goblin fanatics screaming "THE GREAT DRAGON WILL DEVOUR ALL!!!"

Don Coyote

#26
Some quotes from the first session.

On golden fiddles
"That's the Devil, not the High Priest"

On why they are going on foot.
"I can't carry a horse in my backpack"

On smells
"Smell out of time"

On hiding clues ETA The clue is what the party believes is the severed foot of a little girl
"I put it in the horse"

On the High Priest
"The High Priest looks at you disapprovingly"

On race relations
From a half-orc to a human
"You are a foot ball"



Don Coyote


Don Coyote

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 07:25:54 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 25, 2011, 07:21:49 PM
I am a little concerend for how hard this monster bug will hit for (2d6+5) so I might end up reducing to a Large Monstrous Centipede with 5 hit dice instead of the Huge with 6 hit dice.



Meh, toss in a couple of extra healing potions.  End fights should make players pee in their pance.

(You did NOT hear me say that, Richter.  That goes for everybody but you.)

I should have remarked on that earlier. The party completely ignored the potions. They got that paranoid in the dungeon.

Luna

Quote from: Canis latrans securis on May 19, 2011, 03:06:52 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 07:25:54 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on February 25, 2011, 07:21:49 PM
I am a little concerend for how hard this monster bug will hit for (2d6+5) so I might end up reducing to a Large Monstrous Centipede with 5 hit dice instead of the Huge with 6 hit dice.



Meh, toss in a couple of extra healing potions.  End fights should make players pee in their pance.

(You did NOT hear me say that, Richter.  That goes for everybody but you.)

I should have remarked on that earlier. The party completely ignored the potions. They got that paranoid in the dungeon.

Their own fault, then... 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."