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Started by Adios, February 23, 2011, 03:56:27 PM

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LMNO

#30
February 23, 2011, 06:59:33 PM
You could be kidnapped by the St Louis division of Somali Pirates, Inc.

Requia ☣

#31
February 23, 2011, 07:00:47 PM
 :lulz:

For some reason, those don't worry me the way a high voltage line does.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

*GrumpButt*

#32
February 23, 2011, 07:01:19 PM
Logic is fun. Not math but still fun.



*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Adios

#33
February 23, 2011, 07:02:39 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 23, 2011, 07:00:47 PM
:lulz:

For some reason, those don't worry me the way a high voltage line does.
Well, I for one understand. Not all of us can jump 100 feet into the air to grab a high voltage line.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#34
February 23, 2011, 07:05:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 23, 2011, 06:59:33 PM
You could be kidnapped by the St Louis division of Somali Pirates, Inc.

:lulz:

We are recruiting!!!

Adios

#35
February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

*GrumpButt*

#36
February 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

Ok.

I could grow a third breast on my forehead.  That way when guys talk to me they will at least be looking at my face.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#37
February 23, 2011, 07:10:38 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

Ok.

I could grow a third breast on my forehead.  That way when guys talk to me they will at least be looking at my face.

:spittake:

Requia ☣

#38
February 23, 2011, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 23, 2011, 06:59:33 PM
You could be kidnapped by the St Louis division of Somali Pirates, Inc.

Don't be silly, I don't live anywhere near St Louis.   :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Adios

#39
February 23, 2011, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

Ok.

I could grow a third breast on my forehead.  That way when guys talk to me they will at least be looking at my face.

May I kiss you on the forehead?  :evil:

LMNO

#40
February 23, 2011, 07:13:31 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 23, 2011, 07:11:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on February 23, 2011, 06:59:33 PM
You could be kidnapped by the St Louis division of Somali Pirates, Inc.

Don't be silly, I don't live anywhere near St Louis.   :lulz:

Yes, but you could...

*GrumpButt*

#41
February 23, 2011, 07:14:23 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

Ok.

I could grow a third breast on my forehead.  That way when guys talk to me they will at least be looking at my face.

May I kiss you on the forehead?  :evil:

Yes. Yes you may.  :evil:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Adios

#42
February 23, 2011, 07:16:49 PM
Oh! I know! A natural fault could shift causing an earthquake making the power line towers to topple over. Then as all the lines snapped and came crashing down they would snake wildly all over the place wiping out an entire neighborhood in under one minute!

Bring marshmallows.

Adios

#43
February 23, 2011, 07:26:40 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 07:14:23 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 23, 2011, 07:07:03 PM
This thread is now about things that could happen. Reality not required.

Ok.

I could grow a third breast on my forehead.  That way when guys talk to me they will at least be looking at my face.

May I kiss you on the forehead?  :evil:

Yes. Yes you may.  :evil:
I knew I liked you!

*GrumpButt*

#44
February 23, 2011, 07:39:45 PM
I like you too.
Muahahahaaa :evil:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.
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