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Started by Suu, February 23, 2011, 10:49:23 PM

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Suu

February 23, 2011, 10:49:23 PM
http://www.ryantalent.com/EdenWood.html

This shit makes me sick.
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Suu

#1
February 23, 2011, 10:56:11 PM
In 10 years, this girl will be in kiddie porn after her parents kick her out for not making them any more money. She'll become a crack addict, and some day, probably a week before she turns 21, they'll find her body, a needle next to one arm and a pile of ones on the bed in a nasty motel room somewhere in Iowa. The parents will make the news, show a picture of their daughter when she was 4 and go, "Where did we go wrong?!"
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*GrumpButt*

#2
February 23, 2011, 11:05:42 PM
Sickening. Just sickening.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Faust

#3
February 23, 2011, 11:07:58 PM
Warning: Link worse then goatse, Not mind safe.
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Sister Fracture

#4
February 23, 2011, 11:40:25 PM
That's one of the little girls on Toddlers and Tiaras, isn't it? Poor thing. :(
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*GrumpButt*

#5
February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#6
February 23, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
I wish there was something you could do about this.
But sadly what theyre doing isnt illegal, we can only sit back and watch as a little girls life is ruined.
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#7
February 23, 2011, 11:47:05 PM
yuck.


Also, she'll be fat by the time she's 16. You can see it in her face. She's gonna eat that shame and self-doubt.
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#8
February 24, 2011, 01:26:05 AM
I.....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The Johnny

#9
February 24, 2011, 01:26:35 AM

Oh hai Jon Benet!
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Richter

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February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?

Yes, it's wrong.

You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.
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Suu

#11
February 24, 2011, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?

Yes, it's wrong.

You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.

This.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

*GrumpButt*

#12
February 24, 2011, 03:29:29 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?

Yes, it's wrong.

You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.

This.

Your right.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

President Television

#13
February 24, 2011, 03:31:01 AM
I want to be shocked that people could do that to their own child. I really do.
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Luna

#14
February 24, 2011, 03:37:20 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 24, 2011, 03:29:29 AM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 24, 2011, 03:03:46 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2011, 02:52:55 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on February 23, 2011, 11:42:48 PM
There is a (big) part of me that wants to run her parents through a meat grinder. Is that wrong?

Yes, it's wrong.

You're letting them off easy and fucking up a good meat grinder.

This.

Your right.

Sadly, Richter is right.

Lock them together in a room with nothing but a sink (water source, no need to be CRUEL, you see...), and a TV, safely behind glass, blasting a suitable reality TV show..  Say, "My Daughter Became a Crack Whore Because of This Shit," 24 hours a day.  Oh, and leave 'em a butter knife.

Five bucks the mother eats the father inside of two weeks.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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