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ITT Suu wasn't dancing on the ceiling...

Started by Suu, February 25, 2011, 12:17:36 PM

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Richter

#45
February 25, 2011, 05:27:21 PM
Covered in human skulls.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Eater of Clowns

#46
February 25, 2011, 05:29:00 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 05:02:33 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 04:39:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 04:38:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 25, 2011, 04:32:04 PM
You're going to get crushed by a rancid ice cream truck full of roadkill fetishists while being struck by lightning.  Mark my words...

:aaa:

Where do you come up with this stuff, anyway?

I think he was just saying that he intends to run me down whilst engaging in his typical Friday night activities.

Note the Lack of "I will" in original statement.  ;) 

Also, I need to revise my "Guide to Gonzo Swearing" to include vivid obscene description and colorful metaphor.  It's all a few basic frameworks you fill in with horrible things.  Hunter S. Thompson and W. Ellis' "Transmetropolitan" and "Crooked Little Vein" are all pratical examples.


I did, and I commend you for superb use of plausible deniability!

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 05:05:23 PM
Wait, Richter has an ice cream truck??

It might have been an ice cream truck, once.  Now it's, well, "ice" and "cream" are both factors which play into its purpose, but not in the sense that one might, in good sense, request a scoop of Rocky Road.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#47
February 25, 2011, 05:30:22 PM
And now I may have to go to the hospital.

My lower abdomen has decided to turn against me, and if I could be labor with no breaks between the contractions, this is what it feels like. I almost can't sit down because of the pressure on my intestines.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#48
February 25, 2011, 05:36:30 PM
 :x

Suu

#49
February 25, 2011, 05:39:34 PM
My buckets are getting full, and I can't lift them. I just tried.



I've never wanted to blow my brains out so much in my life.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#50
February 25, 2011, 05:40:42 PM
 :x
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#51
February 25, 2011, 05:42:24 PM
Fuck this. I don't care how much the pain is or how bad it's raining. I'm going to Luna's, goddamnit. The fucking guy to fix it hasn't shown up yet nor do I expect him to.

I give up. I fucking give up. I hope I slip and die on the way.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
February 25, 2011, 05:43:45 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 02:42:50 PM
Drop ceiling is cracking...HERE WE GO!

And then Suu was sucked out into space.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#53
February 25, 2011, 05:47:01 PM
 :x
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#54
February 25, 2011, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 05:47:01 PM
:x

This is all your fucking fault. You mentioned the end.

THERE IS NO END. YOU DO NOT MENTION IT. EVER.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#55
February 25, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 05:42:24 PM
Fuck this. I don't care how much the pain is or how bad it's raining. I'm going to Luna's, goddamnit. The fucking guy to fix it hasn't shown up yet nor do I expect him to.

I give up. I fucking give up. I hope I slip and die on the way.

Don't slip and die.
Do go to Luna's.
:)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Eater of Clowns

#56
February 25, 2011, 05:54:34 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on February 25, 2011, 05:47:38 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 25, 2011, 05:47:01 PM
:x

This is all your fucking fault. You mentioned the end.

THERE IS NO END. YOU DO NOT MENTION IT. EVER.

I think I can reverse this, hold on.

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!

TEN TIMES TEN TIMES WILL ALL THINGS GET WORSE!

POOP WILL BE INVOLVED.  PERHAPS DOG POOP STEPPED IN OR COMING DOWN FROM SEAGULLS ABOVE.

WE'RE FUCKED!

This month officially needs to be set to the 1812 Overture.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Suu

#57
February 25, 2011, 05:55:37 PM
Can't now, the guy is here.

He walked in and went, "WOW."

He's going into the attic now to see.

Stomach is a bit better.



...And I am not walking out there. OMG.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#58
February 25, 2011, 06:01:49 PM
Another tile just went, and the other side of the room is starting to leak.

At least someone is here??
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#59
February 25, 2011, 06:06:21 PM
Not good.

Prognosis says the wind actually took part of the roof. The guy is going to get supplies to fix it so he can stop the water from coming in, and then he'll focus on getting this shit cleaned up.

:cry:

My beautiful new apartment...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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