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Tennessee completes batshit process

Started by Adios, February 25, 2011, 04:47:55 PM

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A proposed Tennessee law would make following the Islamic code known as Shariah law a felony, punishable by 15 years in jail.

State Sen. Bill Ketron, R-Murfreesboro, and state Rep. Judd Matheny, R-Tullahoma, introduced the same bill in the Senate and House last week. It calls Shariah law a danger to homeland security and gives the attorney general authority to investigate complaints and decide who's practicing it.

It exempts peaceful practice of Islam but labels any adherence to Shariah law — which includes religious practices such as feet washing and prayers — as treasonous. It claims Shariah adherents want to replace the Constitution with their religious law.
http://www.tennessean.com/article/20110223/NEWS0201/102230378/Tennessee-bill-would-jail-Shariah-followers-?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE

:lulz:

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 25, 2011, 04:47:55 PM
A proposed Tennessee law would make following the Islamic code known as Shariah law a felony, punishable by 15 years in jail stoning.

Opportunity missed.

Requia ☣

Can we get them to include biblical law in there?  :roll:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Good thing we're protecting freedom of religion, now.
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*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I would be all for if they widen it to include any law based on any religion  :lulz:
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Bruno

Oh, goddammit.

How did I not know about this?
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Luna

Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I would be all for if they widen it to include any law based on any religion  :lulz:

Ask any right-winger, ALL real AMERIKUN law is based on the Bible...
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I would be all for if they widen it to include any law based on any religion  :lulz:

Ask any right-winger, ALL real AMERIKUN law is based on the Bible...

Of course, after all, without the Bible there are no morals.

If it wasn't for the Bible, we'd all still be in caves hitting each other with rocks for fun! I mean, hell, its not like there was civilization or anything before JEEBUS!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Luna

Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I would be all for if they widen it to include any law based on any religion  :lulz:

Ask any right-winger, ALL real AMERIKUN law is based on the Bible...

Of course, after all, without the Bible there are no morals.

If it wasn't for the Bible, we'd all still be in caves hitting each other with rocks for fun! I mean, hell, its not like there was civilization or anything before JEEBUS!

I have gotten very nearly that exact argument from people.  Seriously.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bruno

They got Dr. Sbenaty's name wrong.

It's "Saleh", not "Selah".

At least they didn't call him "Sally".

http://www.mtsu.edu/et/facstaff.shtml
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 07:04:45 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 07:01:52 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 25, 2011, 06:59:44 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on February 25, 2011, 06:58:54 PM
I would be all for if they widen it to include any law based on any religion  :lulz:

Ask any right-winger, ALL real AMERIKUN law is based on the Bible...

Of course, after all, without the Bible there are no morals.

If it wasn't for the Bible, we'd all still be in caves hitting each other with rocks for fun! I mean, hell, its not like there was civilization or anything before JEEBUS!

I have gotten very nearly that exact argument from people.  Seriously.

I know... me too.

I had a discussion with someone who was convinced that democracy came from Christianity. When I pointed out that Greece predated christianity... she didn't even know that there was democracy in Greece... and was surprised that democracy in Venice was predicated on the business men kicking out the Church.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

*GrumpButt*

*sigh* You have to be kidding me.