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Started by Don Coyote, March 03, 2011, 08:39:07 PM

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Don Coyote

March 03, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
The Army is planning on using you to protect the heads of soldiers.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2011/02/army-new-helmet-boots-for-soldiers-022611w/

QuoteCole described the ECH as "a huge leap forward" and likened the change to going from an up-armored Humvee to a mine-resistant, ambush-protected vehicle, or MRAP.

Luna

#1
March 03, 2011, 09:02:34 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 03, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
The Army is planning on using you to protect the heads of soldiers.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2011/02/army-new-helmet-boots-for-soldiers-022611w/

QuoteCole described the ECH as "a huge leap forward" and likened the change to going from an up-armored Humvee to a mine-resistant, ambush-protected vehicle, or MRAP.

One hesitates to wonder where the entrance to the ECH-vehicle will be placed.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

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March 03, 2011, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:02:34 PM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 03, 2011, 08:39:07 PM
The Army is planning on using you to protect the heads of soldiers.

http://www.armytimes.com/news/2011/02/army-new-helmet-boots-for-soldiers-022611w/

QuoteCole described the ECH as "a huge leap forward" and likened the change to going from an up-armored Humvee to a mine-resistant, ambush-protected vehicle, or MRAP.

One hesitates to wonder where the entrance to the ECH-vehicle will be placed.

Front of the pance.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
March 03, 2011, 09:04:38 PM
:lulz:

I always thought I could stop a 7.62 round at point-blank range. Nice of the Army to test it out for me, thus sparing me a potential high-speed trepanation.
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Cramulus

#4
March 03, 2011, 09:53:55 PM
btw ECH have you been watching Epic Mealtime? Every time I watch one of those videos I really do wonder if it's your quebecois clone. He seems to have your looks AND attitude.   /theadjack

East Coast Hustle

#5
March 03, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
I don't have TV, but I'll go try to track it down online. I like the idea of a quebecois ECH clone. The smugness quotient would be off the charts.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

#6
March 03, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
Epic Mealtime!

THESE GUYSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

We don't fuck around - AT BREAKFAST!

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
March 04, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 03, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
Epic Mealtime!

THESE GUYSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

We don't fuck around - AT BREAKFAST!

I knew this was gonna happen after the crazy Swedish dude.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#8
March 04, 2011, 12:16:05 AM
They're all insane.  Naturally, I have to try "Chocolate chip bacon booze waffles" sometime.

Requia ☣

#9
March 04, 2011, 12:20:18 AM
Huh, nice helmet.
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Cainad (dec.)

#10
March 04, 2011, 12:24:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2011, 12:14:23 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 03, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
Epic Mealtime!

THESE GUYSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q

We don't fuck around - AT BREAKFAST!

I knew this was gonna happen after the crazy Swedish dude.

I think the Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is actually a response to these guys (it briefly appears in the opening credits of their videos).

Personally I think the Swedes go home with the prize for showmanship, and Epic Meal Time takes it away for being so unhealthy it caused me to gain 3 pounds every time I look at it.

Luna

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March 04, 2011, 12:39:32 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 04, 2011, 12:16:05 AM
They're all insane.  Naturally, I have to try "Chocolate chip bacon booze waffles" sometime.

I may go buy a waffle iron just for that...
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

#12
March 04, 2011, 03:55:28 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 03, 2011, 11:53:44 PM
I don't have TV, but I'll go try to track it down online. I like the idea of a quebecois ECH clone. The smugness quotient would be off the charts.

see here! http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=28326.0


re: the OP:

I have a hard time visualizing ECH stopping a bullet for me  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 04, 2011, 04:28:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 04, 2011, 03:55:28 PM
I have a hard time visualizing ECH stopping a bullet for me  :lulz:

ECH stops bullets for all of us, every day, and never says a word, because that's just the kind of guy he is.

I'd like everyone to just take a moment and reflect on that...He's like our own personal secret service agent, who kills our attackers by firing slugs of decayed nicotene out of the bullet holes they inflict on his torso.

I bet you just thought those wounds were stigmata, right?  Well, some of them are, and some are exit wounds left by his horrible guinea worm infestation, but the rest all measure .45 across.

Show a little gratitude, for Chrissakes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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