OkCupid: A Guy's Perspective

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'D BE GETTING SO MUCH TRIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF THOSE SUCCESSFUL, WITTY, ATTRACTIVE MEN OUT THERE!
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STOP BEING SO FASCIST, YOU RUNNING DOG LACKEY OF THE PATRIARCHY!

Ooh, wait, wait! Let's review! You like reviews, right? I learned this one from you.

When confronted with a nuanced situation, you reduced it to an absurd generalization so you could make pithy comments. They only had to be marginally related to the topic at hand because the point was never discussion, it was growing your e-peen. So then I confronted the fallacies in your logic, and pointed out your posturing, which seems to have actually made you a little angry! So then you said you were leaving the thread. And here's the best part: you couldn't! Because you just had to keep that little pithy little anti-intellectual streak going. Now who's ego is involved?

I fucking see you. I see what you're doing, you piece of shit. What does it say about your site, that one of the admins is a Greyfaced piece of shit? Shouldn't you be on 4Chan?

I am crushed by your witty response.  CRUSHED, I TELL YOU!   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

One of the advantages of online dating is that you can select for physical attractiveness first and foremost.

Yeah, and since you've larded up a bit, I guess you're being selected against.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'D BE GETTING SO MUCH TRIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF THOSE SUCCESSFUL, WITTY, ATTRACTIVE MEN OUT THERE!
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STOP BEING SO FASCIST, YOU RUNNING DOG LACKEY OF THE PATRIARCHY!

Ooh, wait, wait! Let's review! You like reviews, right? I learned this one from you.

When confronted with a nuanced situation, you reduced it to an absurd generalization so you could make pithy comments. They only had to be marginally related to the topic at hand because the point was never discussion, it was growing your e-peen. So then I confronted the fallacies in your logic, and pointed out your posturing, which seems to have actually made you a little angry! So then you said you were leaving the thread. And here's the best part: you couldn't! Because you just had to keep that little pithy little anti-intellectual streak going. Now who's ego is involved?

I fucking see you. I see what you're doing, you piece of shit. What does it say about your site, that one of the admins is a Greyfaced piece of shit? Shouldn't you be on 4Chan?

Woahwait...one of the DISCORDIAN admins is a GREYFACE?

It's true.  I'm not a REALLY REAL DISCORDIAN FOR REALNESS.

I presume chubby will teach us all how it's done.

[Phox]

I'D BE GETTING SO MUCH TRIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF THOSE SUCCESSFUL, WITTY, ATTRACTIVE MEN OUT THERE!
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STOP BEING SO FASCIST, YOU RUNNING DOG LACKEY OF THE PATRIARCHY!

Ooh, wait, wait! Let's review! You like reviews, right? I learned this one from you.

When confronted with a nuanced situation, you reduced it to an absurd generalization so you could make pithy comments. They only had to be marginally related to the topic at hand because the point was never discussion, it was growing your e-peen. So then I confronted the fallacies in your logic, and pointed out your posturing, which seems to have actually made you a little angry! So then you said you were leaving the thread. And here's the best part: you couldn't! Because you just had to keep that little pithy little anti-intellectual streak going. Now who's ego is involved?

I fucking see you. I see what you're doing, you piece of shit. What does it say about your site, that one of the admins is a Greyfaced piece of shit? Shouldn't you be on 4Chan?

I am crushed by your witty response.  CRUSHED, I TELL YOU!   

I think he has a fair point, Roger. ECH completely missed a hugely important detail.

I'D BE GETTING SO MUCH TRIM IF IT WEREN'T FOR ALL OF THOSE SUCCESSFUL, WITTY, ATTRACTIVE MEN AND PHOXES OUT THERE!
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There, that's better.

Also, Roger is anti-intellectual. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, Roger is anti-intellectual. 

Damn straight.  I'm Joe Sixpack with a tea party sticker on my F350 extended-cab babe machine.  Rational discourse only lets the terrorists win.

For a given value of "intellectual"¹, anyway.


¹ In chubby's case, "intellectual" means "moping around Starbucks, and extolling how unfair reality is (gender disparity, etc).  For his definition, I am proud to be a non-intellectual.  However, I may engage in intellectual pursuits that don't involve whining about being a fat freak trying to get a date on online.

[*GrumpButt*]

Also, Roger is anti-intellectual. 

Damn straight.  I'm Joe Sixpack with a tea party sticker on my F350 extended-cab babe machine.  Rational discourse only lets the terrorists win.

For a given value of "intellectual"¹, anyway.


¹ In chubby's case, "intellectual" means "moping around Starbucks, and extolling how unfair reality is (gender disparity, etc).  For his definition, I am proud to be a non-intellectual.  However, I may engage in intellectual pursuits that don't involve whining about being a fat freak trying to get a date on online.

[Phox]

Also, Roger is anti-intellectual. 

Damn straight.  I'm Joe Sixpack with a tea party sticker on my F350 extended-cab babe machine.  Rational discourse only lets the terrorists win.

For a given value of "intellectual"¹, anyway.


¹ In chubby's case, "intellectual" means "moping around Starbucks, and extolling how unfair reality is (gender disparity, etc).  For his definition, I am proud to be a non-intellectual.  However, I may engage in intellectual pursuits that don't involve whining about being a fat freak trying to get a date on online.

[Luna]

I am a guy on OkCupid. And lately it fucking sucks to be here.

Really, the whole thing boils down to this.

If it sucks to be there, why the fuck are you still there?

Hell, I don't claim to be the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree, and I do totally understand that getting off your ass and finding a better place to be, whether it's your dating website or your whole bloody life, isn't easy...  But, fuck, there are a hundred dating sites out there.

Find another.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Also, Roger is anti-intellectual. 

Damn straight.  I'm Joe Sixpack with a tea party sticker on my F350 extended-cab babe machine.  Rational discourse only lets the terrorists win.

For a given value of "intellectual"¹, anyway.


¹ In chubby's case, "intellectual" means "moping around Starbucks, and extolling how unfair reality is (gender disparity, etc).  For his definition, I am proud to be a non-intellectual.  However, I may engage in intellectual pursuits that don't involve whining about being a fat freak trying to get a date on online.

Coffee out the nooooooose OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

God I think I peed my pants.  Damn Roger if you weren't one of my dearest friends....

[Don Coyote]

This phread gets

[Cain]

OKCupid is a dating site?

I thought it was an obsolete version of Omegle, for trolling.

[Richter]

Troll spiral aside, Saturnine's a good guy to meet in person.  He and Nomad were both folks that both seem to have gottten on the wrong side of things here.  Well shit, but that's how it is.

...and everything I ever needed to know about meeting women I learned from Aphex Twin's video for "Windowlicker"

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Troll spiral aside, Saturnine's a good guy to meet in person.  He and Nomad were both folks that both seem to have gottten on the wrong side of things here.  Well shit, but that's how it is.

...and everything I ever needed to know about meeting women I learned from Aphex Twin's video for "Windowlicker"

Is he good looking and charming as he claims?  He said his friends would vouch for that.....

[Richter]

Troll spiral aside, Saturnine's a good guy to meet in person.  He and Nomad were both folks that both seem to have gottten on the wrong side of things here.  Well shit, but that's how it is.

...and everything I ever needed to know about meeting women I learned from Aphex Twin's video for "Windowlicker"

Is he good looking and charming as he claims?  He said his friends would vouch for that.....

He's always been personable and well behaved when I've observed. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I take it that means that he's ugly as sin.