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Started by LMNO, March 03, 2011, 02:58:25 PM

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Triple Zero

#345
October 20, 2011, 02:26:16 PM
You're all sort of missing the point, which is, if Santorum wants to be a politician, he should mind his own fucking business and do politics.

This is not the sort of shit a politician should concern themselves with, and that's about all I want to say about it, going into any more detail about why it's stupid and wrong is giving it more credence than it should.
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Luna

#346
October 20, 2011, 02:31:35 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 20, 2011, 02:26:16 PM
You're all sort of missing the point, which is, if Santorum wants to be a politician, he should mind his own fucking business and do politics.

This is not the sort of shit a politician should concern themselves with, and that's about all I want to say about it, going into any more detail about why it's stupid and wrong is giving it more credence than it should.

For some, the point of politics is to control others.  I don't think he is consciously EVIL, I think he probably believes that sex is for procreation only, and enjoying it is sinful, wrong, and he has to save us ALL.

I also think he's dangerously wrong.
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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hirley0

#347
October 20, 2011, 04:29:51 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on October 19, 2011, 11:53:43 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 19, 2011, 11:43:56 PM
Santorum... 

Quote"One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country," the former Pennsylvania senator explained. "It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be":
SANTORUM: [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It's supposed to be for purposes that are yes, conjugal...but also procreative. That's the perfect way that a sexual union should happen...This is special and it needs to be seen as special.

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2011/10/19/348007/rick-santorum-pledges-to-defund-contraception-its-not-okay-its-a-license-to-do-things/

Oh my god, that guy is a douche. Also, he's homophobic and thinks sex is for procreation... hello, repression.

Luna

#348
October 20, 2011, 10:20:58 PM
When the folks interviewing you start staring at you and coming out with questions like, "You don't really BELIEVE that, do you?" it's possible that your campaign is fucked.

QuoteMORGAN: You believe people — seriously, you think people get to a certain age and go, I think I want to be homosexual?

CAIN: Let me turn it around to you. What does science show? You show me evidence other than opinion and you might cause me to reconsider that.... Where is evidence? [...]

MORGAN: Wait a minute, let me ask you. You genuinely believe millions of Americans wake up in their late teens normally and go, you know what, I quite fancy being a homosexual? You don't believe that, do you?

CAIN: You haven't given me any evidence to convince me otherwise nor has anyone else.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal/2011_10/you_dont_believe_that_do_you032928.php

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#349
October 20, 2011, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 20, 2011, 10:20:58 PM
When the folks interviewing you start staring at you and coming out with questions like, "You don't really BELIEVE that, do you?" it's possible that your campaign is fucked.

QuoteMORGAN: You believe people — seriously, you think people get to a certain age and go, I think I want to be homosexual?

CAIN: Let me turn it around to you. What does science show? You show me evidence other than opinion and you might cause me to reconsider that.... Where is evidence? [...]

MORGAN: Wait a minute, let me ask you. You genuinely believe millions of Americans wake up in their late teens normally and go, you know what, I quite fancy being a homosexual? You don't believe that, do you?

CAIN: You haven't given me any evidence to convince me otherwise nor has anyone else.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal/2011_10/you_dont_believe_that_do_you032928.php



Holy shitfuckballs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Laughin Jude

#350
October 20, 2011, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on October 19, 2011, 11:47:58 PM
If it's special then shouldn't you share it with as many people as possible?

Sharing is for commies.

Condoms are socialism.
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#351
October 20, 2011, 11:17:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 20, 2011, 10:20:58 PM
When the folks interviewing you start staring at you and coming out with questions like, "You don't really BELIEVE that, do you?" it's possible that your campaign is fucked.

QuoteMORGAN: You believe people — seriously, you think people get to a certain age and go, I think I want to be homosexual?

CAIN: Let me turn it around to you. What does science show? You show me evidence other than opinion and you might cause me to reconsider that.... Where is evidence? [...]

MORGAN: Wait a minute, let me ask you. You genuinely believe millions of Americans wake up in their late teens normally and go, you know what, I quite fancy being a homosexual? You don't believe that, do you?

CAIN: You haven't given me any evidence to convince me otherwise nor has anyone else.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal/2011_10/you_dont_believe_that_do_you032928.php



I imagine Mr. Cain is also waiting for evidence on Climate Change and Evolution.  After all so far all we have is theories and as EVERYONE knows a theory is just a random guess you  pass off as fact to advance your socialist political agenda. 
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Luna

#352
October 20, 2011, 11:23:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 20, 2011, 10:24:27 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 20, 2011, 10:20:58 PM
When the folks interviewing you start staring at you and coming out with questions like, "You don't really BELIEVE that, do you?" it's possible that your campaign is fucked.

QuoteMORGAN: You believe people — seriously, you think people get to a certain age and go, I think I want to be homosexual?

CAIN: Let me turn it around to you. What does science show? You show me evidence other than opinion and you might cause me to reconsider that.... Where is evidence? [...]

MORGAN: Wait a minute, let me ask you. You genuinely believe millions of Americans wake up in their late teens normally and go, you know what, I quite fancy being a homosexual? You don't believe that, do you?

CAIN: You haven't given me any evidence to convince me otherwise nor has anyone else.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/political-animal/2011_10/you_dont_believe_that_do_you032928.php



Holy shitfuckballs.

And this dingleberry is one of the top contenders for the GoP nomination.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2051228/US-split-GOP-field-poll-reveals-candidate-clear-runner.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

People have lost their fucking minds, I swear.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Doktor Howl

#353
October 20, 2011, 11:25:59 PM
He'll be melting down soon, just like the others.
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#354
October 21, 2011, 12:48:50 AM
Who do you think the eventual nominee will be?  I think the fix has been in for Romney since the beginning.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#355
October 21, 2011, 02:57:57 AM
I never thought I'd see a day when Ron Paul seemed like the most reasonable Republican candidate. The mind boggles.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#356
October 21, 2011, 02:58:49 AM
Actually that's not true... Romney is hands-down the most reasonable-sounding candidate, except Mormons terrify me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#357
October 21, 2011, 08:10:29 AM
Yeah, Romney is going to get the nomination.  I'll be very surprised if it is anyone else.

And, for once, he is the most reasonable GOP candidate, by the very low standards that term represents.  I mean, his foreign policy is insane and incoherent, but he can probably balance the books, and he's moderately socially liberal, except when he's having one of his "moments" when he thinks he was never socially liberal at all and anyone who disagrees misremembers the past.

Cramulus

#358
October 21, 2011, 02:14:44 PM
 :lulz: I like the description of Romney's socially liberal tendencies as some kind of "episode"

hirley0

#359
October 21, 2011, 05:19:33 PM
NONE of the above , either winner in Florida: OR the dark horse = con/Round 5
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