The Main Way

[Cramulus]

early draft

this is a brief document which talks about the religion and mythology that has been brewing in my neighborhood.

I've been an Orthodox Peixotist for about 4 months now. Here's a little glimpse of what it's like...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/49858017/The-Prophets-of-the-Main-Way

[Suu]

I like it!

What else are you planning to add? Or just building as new myths come about?

[Cramulus]

I need to expand the myths a little bit, reword here and there

I could definitely cram some more stuff in there -- we've been talking about this stuff for months, so there's more to add, this was just what I managed to remember before 10:30 this morning.

I may cut out the Goblin Babe part and replace it with something else. Mainly because if I anonymously distribute this document, and the woman in question sees it, she will be creeped out. Which is not the intent. Also I think she might have spawned already.  


Edit to add: OH! I remember now. I need a section about "Schwarzenegger Stallone Samehdi" -- attaining enlightenment through 80s action flicks.

[Suu]

Aww, no kitty gets to go to college?

[Jasper]

Oh my fuck

I love this!

[Subtract Eight!]

Fine work you liver.

[Richter]

At first I was like "OK, another Cramulus joint, cool.", then it slowly dawned on me that this was REAL.  It's true, and it's there.  REally like the way you used a mythology built around your home to describe the place.  It's really got as much veracity as many other descriptions.

[Placid Dingo]

I'm reminded a lot of the Apollonian vs Dionysian idea.

[Don Coyote]

Cram, dude, that is awesome.

[President Television]

Aww, no kitty gets to go to college?

This was by far one of the high points for me. The rest was brilliant too, but the kitty switch- the kitty switch was genius.