Steal a Celebrity

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You are too kind.

However, forums such as this tend to be sceptical and even hostile towards newcomers - often quite rightly so, for how can they not be? - and one does have a habit of letting the keyboard run away a little even whilst playing the guest in unfamiliar territory.

You are laboring under a misconception.

See, I'm new here, just a few months... and nobody has been hostile (well, aside from the normal level of hostility flung at everyone for just occupying the planet, that is).

Lurk for awhile, get a feel for the place.  Understand that the folks who've been here awhile will take higher levels of shit from each other than they will from somebody new, just like you'd take more shit from your college buddies than you would a stranger on the street.  

As you said, you're a guest.  (Hell, I don't even raid the fridge without asking, just yet.)  

Also, this!

[Freeky]

Luna rides the correct motorbike.

[Diogenes]

That's because he hasn't said anything except for telling us to figure out why his idea was a good one.

Here's a thought;  Stop being obnoxious and actually participate in the conversation that YOU started.  Man up or go home.

You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I was the OP. Either way,

[Freeky]

Discordia needs celebrities why?

Guess.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Diogenes, it's really simple. All you have to do is not be a dick, and people here will, for the most part, be really nice to you. Sort of like in real life, right?

[Diogenes]

Diogenes, it's really simple. All you have to do is not be a dick, and people here will, for the most part, be really nice to you. Sort of like in real life, right?

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I have already apologised, but I would like to further retract my one-word shitstorm causer, "Guess."

[LMNO]

Don't retract, answer.  WHY DOES DISCORDIA NEED CELEBRITIES?

[Diogenes]

Don't retract, answer.  WHY DOES DISCORDIA NEED CELEBRITIES?

Ok I got this. I don't really think it needs celebrities, but it was a fun idea for a thread so people are joining in because it doesn't make any difference whether they use it or not, since even if said celebrities were even to hear of this thread, the improbability factor of them giving a fuck is exceedingly high.

[The Commander]

I bet we would get celeberties if we gave them pie.

[Telarus]

Definitely Pie.

We may have some luck slipping Zenarchist material to Jim Carey. He recently went on some transcendental meditation schtick a while back, and it really seems to have stuck with him (he dumped Jenny).


I want "celebrity" nodes which are familiar with our memes or are in, or tangential to, our distribution networks. But that's hard to pull off without going all $cientology.

[Diogenes]

We may have some luck slipping Zenarchist material to Jim Carey. He recently went on some transcendental meditation schtick a while back, and it really seems to have stuck with him (he dumped Jenny).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4cbzUG2V-I&feature=player_embedded

[Triple Zero]

Don't retract, answer.  WHY DOES DISCORDIA NEED CELEBRITIES?

DISCORDIA DOESNT NEED CELIBRITIES
BUT CELEBRITIES NEED DISCORDIA
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