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A moment of insanity with Lies

Started by Lies, March 05, 2011, 03:30:19 PM

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Lies

March 05, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
It's 2:30 am. I am on the internet. There is nothing to do. I cannot sleep.
Why am I on the internet? I should be doing something constructive.
I should be asleep.
But I'm not. And I won't. And I'll keep checking my inboxs even though I know theres nothing to expect.

Somebody kill me.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Captain Utopia

#1
March 05, 2011, 04:06:03 PM
Check yer PM's.

Lies

#2
March 05, 2011, 04:45:04 PM
uh nothing in there either.
Anyway, after doing absolutely nothing for the last twoish hours, im just going to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling for a while.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

*GrumpButt*

#3
March 05, 2011, 04:55:16 PM
Sounds like me after the kids are in bed and I've smoked a big fat bowl.  :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Jasper

#4
March 05, 2011, 04:59:35 PM


:lulz: I apologize.

Kai

#5
March 05, 2011, 05:14:47 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 05, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
It's 2:30 am. I am on the internet. There is nothing to do. I cannot sleep.
Why am I on the internet? I should be doing something constructive.
I should be asleep.
But I'm not. And I won't. And I'll keep checking my inboxs even though I know theres nothing to expect.

Somebody kill me.

Hey, upside down man. I feel you.
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#6
March 05, 2011, 06:02:30 PM
One side effect of my sleep medication is feelings of suffocation at the point of sleep caused by "early sleep paralysis".

Doesn't happen often, but it means I desperately HAVE to sleep, but can't.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#7
March 05, 2011, 06:24:49 PM
I had waking sleep paralysis once.  Fuck that.  It's awful.

Luna

#8
March 05, 2011, 07:04:07 PM
I hear ya, Lies.  Since moving into the new place, I've had more than four hours of sleep a night exactly once.  With any luck, I'll be completely psychotic before too much longer.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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#9
March 05, 2011, 07:57:05 PM
I can sympathize with insomnia issues, for sure. Suffered badly in my early teens, then it started again last July. I'm not claiming a definite causal link, but it stopped when I was 16 and started smoking pot regularly and stopped when I had to quit for my job on the ship. Not that I would claim that my pot use was for medicinal purposes, just an interesting and beneficial possible side-effect.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

*GrumpButt*

#10
March 05, 2011, 11:25:19 PM
Smoking weed to help me sleep. It's about the only thing I can do to get my brain to slow down long enough for me to fall asleep. Combine that with a good book, which if I do not have a book I will be awake untill dawn, konks me right out.
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Luna

#11
March 06, 2011, 03:34:37 AM
A good book does nothing but keep me awake until I finish it.

I caught a couple hour nap on the couch at a friend's, which means I may be up all night tonight, we'll see.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#12
March 06, 2011, 04:17:57 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2011, 06:24:49 PM
I had waking sleep paralysis once.  Fuck that.  It's awful.
This. totally freaked me out because I couldn't breathe.

Hope you figure shit out, Lies.
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Telarus

#13
March 06, 2011, 06:01:08 AM
We all probably have similar melatonin weirdness.


Guess where melatonin is produced? Guess what cannabis does?


Yeah, Pineal Gland.  :wink:



Anyway, Lies, I would look into getting some Melatonin Tablets from your local grocery/pharmacy. I've had some success with that.
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Lies

#14
March 06, 2011, 06:57:14 AM
Quote from: Telarus on March 06, 2011, 06:01:08 AM
We all probably have similar melatonin weirdness.


Guess where melatonin is produced? Guess what cannabis does?


Yeah, Pineal Gland.  :wink:



Anyway, Lies, I would look into getting some Melatonin Tablets from your local grocery/pharmacy. I've had some success with that.
What? Are you saying melatonin is produced in cannabis doing pineal gland?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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