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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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A moment of insanity with Lies

Started by Lies, March 05, 2011, 03:30:19 PM

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Don Coyote

#30
March 07, 2011, 05:40:15 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:39:02 AM
Quote from: Lies on March 07, 2011, 05:36:48 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on March 07, 2011, 05:32:25 AM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on March 07, 2011, 05:31:03 AM
I am having the same exact night as the OP...

I am tired to the bone, but I still have so much energy. I'm all twitchy and can barely type, but I can not go to bed.  I keep flipping b/t sites and mailbox even though there is nothing there.
*click-click-click-click-click*

Easy solution. Turn off the box. Jump up and down like a ninny until you get tired.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN'T JUST TURN IT OFF. IT MUST FIRST LET YOU GO BEFORE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO LET IT REST. AND IT NEVER WANTS TO LET YOU GO.

Holy shiiiiit... It's like your in my head, man. Srsly.

Well here's the mistake I made.

Smoked a big bowl, then drank about 3 cups of coffee......

I am stuck in the internetz and I can't escape.

Someone come save meh.  :cry:

OHFUCKURDOOMEDNAO :x

*GrumpButt*

#31
March 07, 2011, 05:42:11 AM
OHSHITFUCKNOEZZZ

HALP
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Lies

#32
March 07, 2011, 05:46:15 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Telarus

#33
March 07, 2011, 05:46:35 AM
Please stare at the nonsense until the peripheral reality returns to a normality level of less than 2:1-against.

Telarus, KSC,
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*GrumpButt*

#34
March 07, 2011, 05:50:10 AM
It feels like

Errrrrrrrrrrrggggg
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Juana

#35
March 07, 2011, 06:19:34 AM
:lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
April 02, 2011, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: Lies on March 05, 2011, 03:30:19 PM
It's 2:30 am. I am on the internet. There is nothing to do. I cannot sleep.
Why am I on the internet? I should be doing something constructive.
I should be asleep.
But I'm not. And I won't. And I'll keep checking my inboxs even though I know theres nothing to expect.

Somebody kill me.

See, kids?  This is how it's done.  Don't post funny pictures, or whatever, post your fucking whiny sad-sack bullshit like the sensitive little snowflake you are. 

Also, see Lies' "MY GF JUST BROKED UP WIFF ME, SOMEONE FIND ME SOME EMO MUSICS TO CRIES TO!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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