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Providence is after me tonight.

Started by Suu, March 08, 2011, 05:03:43 AM

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March 08, 2011, 05:03:43 AM Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 05:05:23 AM by Princess Suu the Apostate
It's here, I thought I could escape it's Madness, but it's found me.

I covered my bedroom window with a queen-sized bed sheet. They can't see me if I don't see them.

There are UFOs in Providence, too...you see, I look to the back of my apartment and I can see them take off...to the opposite and I see them land.

No wait, that's just the flight pattern for TF Green...Angela, get a grip...wait, what is that? That blue light in the distance?

Oh, it's Our Lady of the Noble Gases. Silly me.


My apartment is a mess...I should clean it. Can't really though, til I build my dresser, I should do that for myself, instead of asking Richter. I should stop being so useless.

Why am I fat? 3 years ago I was 30lbs lighter. I'm killing myself. I hate myself. I hate the man who made me this way. I'm not eating anymore. I should go to the gym. I should go to the gym every day and not eat for the next week. I bet I could lose 20lbs if I drink nothing but water and green tea and eat romaine with just ranch dressing for the fats. I could survive...I bet I have crunchberry butthash tea around here somewhere...I WALK EVERYWHERE, DAMNIT. WHY AM I FAT?! I don't eat junk...I barely have food in my house to even snack on. I wish I could afford liposuction. America did this to me. I hate America.

Maybe I should sleep, but I can't, that leaves me vulnerable to the UFOs outside. It sucks living in a part of the world where a fair amount of low-orbit satellites pass over regularly, scaring the locals. They're watching more closely than we think.

Stupid wind, I can hear it...shaking my precious Federal Hill penthouse. I bet it'll take the roof again. I hope it does...then I have an excuse to not sew again, ever.

Why did it get cold again? I hate Rhode Island. I can't wait to go to Florida in 2 weeks for a couple of days, just to relax and hand sew and deal with my brother calling me fat. I'm so glad he got that job on Coquina Key, that's a far drive. He has to drive through the Southside. He's white, he's going to die. I bet it'll happen when I'm down there too, knowing my luck.

I hate my baseboard heaters, they make me paranoid.

There are too many people on my street from New Jersey. It's like that damn South Park episode. Fuck Johnson and Wales University.

Fuck, I should sleep, work and German tomorrow...still 2 weeks behind in homework. Fuck me.

That sound outside...it sounded like the Tripods from War of the Worlds...I told you they were coming for me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Eater of Clowns

#1
March 08, 2011, 05:18:42 AM
Suu, it's time to call your banners.  Ain't a thing listed here that can withstand the combined might of the Principality.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Luna

#2
March 08, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
No more margaritas for you, missy.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#3
March 08, 2011, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 08, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
No more margaritas for you, missy.

Fuck you, I only had one.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Subtract Eight!

#4
March 08, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.

/flies off into the past
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
March 08, 2011, 07:31:27 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.

/flies off into the past

Dude that is creepy in a stalker kind of way....

Subtract Eight!

#6
March 08, 2011, 07:38:24 PM
Certainly that sort of stalker wouldn't be the type to get anything done at all anyways, so no worries.
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Suu

#7
March 08, 2011, 10:23:18 PM
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on March 08, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
Engaging. I feel like I'm right there. Outside the windows. Downloading your thoughts via a metallicy blue electronic looking thing. It's great that my orbs are in order and invisible, if only my race could phase through glass and weren't part vampire I would cross the threshold and abduct. Instead I'll post on my posting computer that is so advanced it can fit in an extra-terrestrial pocket and only post on forum since it is from the year 2019 and time traveled back to do this one post.

/flies off into the past

:tinfoilhat:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Subtract Eight!

#8
March 08, 2011, 11:41:56 PM
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