Before I Die I Want To....

[President Television]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.

[Jasper]

Ooh!  Do a "we are not so different, you and I" monologue! 

[Phox]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.

You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own! 

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Osama Bin Laden is still out there somewhere.

I dont know if youd be saving the planet but Im pretty sure he qualifies as a super villain.

[President Television]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.

You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own! 

Semaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.

[Jasper]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Osama Bin Laden is still out there somewhere.

I dont know if youd be saving the planet but Im pretty sure he qualifies as a super villain.

Nah.  Just a really well known normal villain.

The difference is style.  White robes and an IV bag aren't a style.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't have a nemesis.   

[Phox]

Before I die I want to take down a genuine super-villain and save the planet.

Well met, my nemesis.

And so the dance begins.

EDIT: Really, though, saving the world would be cool. There just needs to be someone to save it from. You owe people like me your job, hero.

You bastard! SEmaj is MY nemesis! Get your own! 

Semaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.

[Elder Iptuous]

I don't have a nemesis.   

neither do i. 

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[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't have a nemesis.   

neither do i. 

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Are you suggesting????   

[Triple Zero]

@ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.

Same. I'm not egocentric too, so if it turns out to be a co-op with Siggie that's okay as long as we both get credit

[The Wizard]

Semaj is Dok Howl's nemesis too, if I recall correctly. He's like the village bicycle of antagonism.

I just happen to be the only hero in town. Plenty of Doktors around but relatively few Pulp Adventurers.

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.

Yeah, this too on a more serious note.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Before I die, I want to throttle a golfer with my very own hands.

And then gnaw on his skull with my very own teeth.

And then dance around in his skin, singing Gimme Shelter.

[Requia ☣]

Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.