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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Suu

Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.


Better get started.  This is going to be like kicking Axl Rose's ass...You're going to be busy, busy, busy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

So how many agents will show up at my house if I say.....  "Before I die I want to take as many with as I can?"  :lulz:

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 09, 2011, 06:13:37 AM
I don't have a nemesis.   :cry:
neither do i.  :cry:
:)
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:argh!:

Are you suggesting????   :eek:

i'm a fairly agreeable fellow, but i could give it a go.

Dysfunctional Cunt


The Wizard

Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
Insanity we trust.

Jasper

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

What'd he do?  :(

Dysfunctional Cunt


Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.

Jasper

Quote from: Triple Zero on March 09, 2011, 09:34:53 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 09, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
:lulz: @ that one on the bottom left

Me?  Do something that makes it impossible to forget me.



Same. I'm not egocentric too, so if it turns out to be a co-op with Siggie that's okay as long as we both get credit ;-)

:fistbump:

:)

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Iptuous on March 09, 2011, 11:59:55 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 09, 2011, 11:46:43 PM
Khara officially qualifies herself as the villain.
...
i thought....
i thought i was going to be the villain.

Do you wish to put it to a vote?    :evil:

The Wizard

Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.
Insanity we trust.

Phox

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 12:04:35 AM
Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.
And then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains.  :pokewithstick:

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

:lulz:

I dunno, I'm a mushpot--I just wanna hold my grandchildren and have them know me and remember me before I'm gone.

/srs fr rls srs sorry

The Wizard

QuoteAnd then give up before there can be a proper war of the villains.

When I get into a position where I actually make shit happen, then I'll go villain.

Hero=reactive
Villain=proactive
Insanity we trust.