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Suu

#45
March 10, 2011, 01:26:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
Quote from: Princess Suu the Apostate on March 09, 2011, 10:03:50 PM
Before I die, I will get Richter back for every fucking pun or prank he's played on me.


Better get started.  This is going to be like kicking Axl Rose's ass...You're going to be busy, busy, busy.

I have plans.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Requia ☣

#46
March 10, 2011, 01:26:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

Er... I have no excuse for that.   :oops:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

President Television

#47
March 10, 2011, 02:29:41 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 12:04:35 AM
Quotei thought i was going to be the villain.

Being the Hero isn't all that bad either. Plus, you can turn to the dark side whenever you get bored with it.

Speaking of which, I think I should pull a Heel Face Turn right about now. Another hero should even out the odds, shouldn't it?
But I don't do pulp. I can respect that, but it just isn't my style. No... I'm more of a Henshin kind of guy. That way, I still get to be a hot-blooded ham, which was sort of the whole attraction of being a villain in the first place.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Eater of Clowns

#48
March 10, 2011, 02:45:23 AM
Quote from: Jenne on March 10, 2011, 12:45:19 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2011, 10:01:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 09, 2011, 09:59:50 PM
Do they actually have gophers in Arizona?

I also want to buy Requia a pair of glasses, and kill Bill Murray with a chainsaw.

:lulz:

I dunno, I'm a mushpot--I just wanna hold my grandchildren and have them know me and remember me before I'm gone.

/srs fr rls srs sorry

Fuck's sake, Jenne, we're trying to have a PD conversation here.  There is, just, no room for this level of cuteness.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Elder Iptuous

#49
March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...

Richter

#50
March 10, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak Beastman to your Skeletor...



Fixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Wizard

#51
March 10, 2011, 03:01:14 AM
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Speaking of which, I think I should pull a Heel Face Turn right about now. Another hero should even out the odds, shouldn't it?
But I don't do pulp. I can respect that, but it just isn't my style. No... I'm more of a Henshin kind of guy. That way, I still get to be a hot-blooded ham, which was sort of the whole attraction of being a villain in the first place.

Hell, just glad to not be the only hero here. As long as you're not a catgirl, no issues from me.
Insanity we trust.

Luna

#52
March 10, 2011, 03:04:07 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Wizard

#53
March 10, 2011, 03:09:26 AM
QuoteFixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

Why did I click the link? Why?  :asplode:
Insanity we trust.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#54
March 10, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...




skeletor?  fucking skeletor?  Do I look like a fucking skeletor to you?  I may not be some young hottie but I can certainly rate better than fucking skeletor.....





















....stomps off mumbling about stealing staches and shoving burning hair in dark orifces.....

Luna

#55
March 10, 2011, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on March 10, 2011, 03:09:26 AM
QuoteFixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

Why did I click the link? Why?  :asplode:

Because you knew that it was going to be terribly, horribly wrong, probably obscene, and you'd likely suffer sanity damage.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#56
March 10, 2011, 03:11:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 10, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak Beastman to your Skeletor...



Fixt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vYJSzOXmE

I'VE GOT AIDS!

BEASTMAN AIDS!

AND I'LL SPREAD INTO EVERY GOOD BOY AND GIRL TODAY!

-Suu
Didn't even have to watch it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

#57
March 10, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 10, 2011, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 02:48:14 AM
ok Khara. you can be the villian.
but, imma be the Hordak to your Skeletor...




skeletor?  fucking skeletor?  Do I look like a fucking skeletor to you?  I may not be some young hottie but I can certainly rate better than fucking skeletor.....
....stomps off mumbling about stealing staches and shoving burning hair in dark orifces.....
Doncha know what a metaphor? :D
Also, I no longer have the 'stache. (at least not attached to my face)
I currently have the Hugh jackman wolverine thing going...

Doktor Howl

#58
March 10, 2011, 06:00:12 PM
Before I die, I wish to build an orbital particle beam weapon, and roast every square inch of the planet, right down to the bedrock.

Also, I'd like to see ELO get back together and tour.
Molon Lube

Luna

#59
March 10, 2011, 06:12:47 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on March 10, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
I currently have the Hugh jackman wolverine thing going...

Pics.

And a warning that my Hugh Jackman standards are VERY high.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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