ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT for a quest to make you more Holy™.

[Requia ☣]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.

Address in PM.

This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I already have an holy religious quest to trick out a sarcophagus with reactive paint and neon chasers but I'm up for another if you don't mind splitting my immortal soul with Nephthys (she gets the bottom half)  

[East Coast Hustle]

What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.

Where the hell ARE you, these days?  

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

[Requia ☣]

I already have an holy religious quest to trick out a sarcophagus with reactive paint and neon chasers but I'm up for another if you don't mind splitting my immortal soul with Nephthys (she gets the bottom half)  

Check your bible, spirit sex is done through the ear.  You want to give Roger the bottom half.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What the hell, I'm pretty bored these days.

Where the hell ARE you, these days?  

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

You will, in front of at least one PD Portland witness of your choosing, knock a hipster off of his fixie.  This can be made to look like an accident.  No pics or recording will be necessary, in keeping with the KYFMS rule.  The hipster should be moving at the time for extra Holy Goodness™, but isn't actually required.

If the fixies aren't out for the summer yet, you may alternately hassle the fuck out of a New Age/Hipster store owner, and post some form of recording.

[East Coast Hustle]

It's actually hard to tell a bike is a fixie just by looking at it in passing. Would a tall bike be an acceptable substitute?

Also, Siggy, I think this means we're going to have to take an afternoon and visit a few head shops and/or vintage clothing stores.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

If I can go to East St. Louis dude.....  I mean seriously.  

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future.....  AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's actually hard to tell a bike is a fixie just by looking at it in passing. Would a tall bike be an acceptable substitute?

Also, Siggy, I think this means we're going to have to take an afternoon and visit a few head shops and/or vintage clothing stores.

1.  Yes.

2.  Yes.

3.  Completing both quests makes you even extra-holier, and unlocks the secret pipe level.

[East Coast Hustle]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

If I can go to East St. Louis dude.....  I mean seriously. 

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future.....  AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....

Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably sense my abject hatred for Bud.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

If I can go to East St. Louis dude.....  I mean seriously. 

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future.....  AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....

Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably sense my abject hatred for Bud.

  yeah they are working on that bridge again.....  StL has forgiven me my hatred of Bud I think because I have provided them with three offspring who  like it here 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

If I can go to East St. Louis dude.....  I mean seriously. 

Portland, mostly, though I take any opportunity to get the hell out for a weekend. I think I'm approaching the end of my run of "OK, this place is full of new-age tards and uncompetitive losers but at least I can have fun imposing my will on this place anytime I want". It's getting boring, Roger. These people are so apathetic they can't even be provoked into reacting. The only social circle I feel any sort of kinship with are the grizzled old perverts at the bear bar. I'm thinking of moving to the south just to get my edge back.

ECH, come to St. Louis, everything is well fucked up with no hope possible in the near future.....  AND you can help in my evil plan to destroy Budweiser....

Last time I went to St. Louis they were doing some bridge construction or something and I got tricked into taking the wrong exit and ended up lost by the trainyards in ESL. It was the first time in almost 10 years that I felt the need to drive around with my handgun in my lap. The Lou clearly doesn't want me there. It can probably sense my abject hatred for Bud.

That happens to everyone...They don't mark shit.  When I moved to AZ, I got lost in the construction zone looking for 44, and wound up in East St Louis, facing the wrong way into a one-lane street full of junkies, in a 24 foot Rider truck with a van on the trailer.

[Jasper]

Bwahaha!  I'm in.  My life is going to be boring after wednesday.  Finals week coming up, then a lot of nothing.

[Richter]

I'm in, but heaven is out of the question.  According to Suu my last PSA has in fact scored me an adjascent condo in hell.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm in, but heaven is out of the question.  According to Suu my last PSA has in fact scored me an adjascent condo in hell.

You will find me the worst science fiction novel ever.  Era is unimportant, as is the condition of the book.  You can send it back with the Hunter S Thompson stuff.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fine, I'll do it.

Location?

Salt Lake City.

I will not perform any task that involves a trip to Provo, or anywhere south of Taylorsville really.  An afterlife does me no good if I get my soul eaten.

You will obtain a hymn/sermon programme from THE Temple, and shoot it my way.

Address in PM.

This may take a while, the public isn't allowed in.

Methodology means nothing.