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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 15, 2011, 03:31:02 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

 :lulz:  this thread totally got me

Pope Pixie Pickle

this thread would get you kicked from #discord repeatedly.  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel


This is totally not funny at all, but have you read that book by that guy? About oranges? It's FUCKING FASCINATING and I am not shitting at all. If you are into natural history at all you know the guy I mean. You will never look at orange juice concentrate the same way again.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


I looked at orange juice concentrate this morning.  I think it was trying to jump out of the can. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Momma Sheep:  Son!  I found these drugs in your closet.  Who taught you to use these?

Teenage Lamb:  Ewe!  I learned it by watching Ewe!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


Everyone knows Jesus was a carpenter but did you know he also moonlighted as a cobbler?  Jesus heeled many soles back in the day. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


I'm really starting to like this place now.