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Started by Jasper, March 16, 2011, 09:54:54 PM

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Luna

#30
March 17, 2011, 01:26:09 AM
"I heard you broke up, I'm sorry to hear it...  Can I get his number?  I'm starting a club with all of your ex-boyfriends..."
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Phox

#31
March 17, 2011, 01:29:33 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 17, 2011, 01:26:09 AM
"I heard you broke up, I'm sorry to hear it...  Can I get his number?  I'm starting a club with all of your ex-boyfriends..."
:awesome:

Kai

#32
March 17, 2011, 01:45:10 AM
Sig, it would be of your benefit under Lulz milk this for all it's worth for as long as possible.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#33
March 17, 2011, 02:37:34 AM
I'm dying to hear her response
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Da6s

#34
March 17, 2011, 08:14:35 AM
I'm guessing colorado springs.

all the crazies are there.
We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#35
March 17, 2011, 02:46:01 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

:mittens:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Jasper

#36
March 17, 2011, 03:41:52 PM
Damn.  So apparently whoever's number that really was, saw me coming a mile away.

...

"who is this"

"Matt"

"whatever"

"SPINKS!"

"whatever who is this"

At this point I sensed that they were onto me, and I decided to try another tack.

"A guy at XXXXXXXXXX said matt should call you about some breakup.  I'm hoping to reach someone who can find him and get him to update his damn contacts."

"Holy shit man that's hilarious! I will indeed tell spinks to update his shit.  And have fun in Malaysia."

Bastard.  I didn't tell them that.  I told the other asshole.  I've been had.  Oh well. 

"Have fun in colorado."

They have not replied.  :(

Jasper

#37
March 17, 2011, 03:44:35 PM
Fun while it lasted.  I need more practice trolling.  I never troll, doesn't come naturally to me.  At least, not until I know someone well enough to know how to drive them mad without getting them angry enough to kill me.

Jenne

#38
March 17, 2011, 03:55:01 PM
Aw, I think you did brilliantly! 

LMNO

#39
March 17, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
Although this might be a struggle, you should wait a week or two, and then text them again.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#40
March 17, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 17, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
Although this might be a struggle, you should wait a week or two, and then text them again.

Or provide the numbers to 'special friends' who can engage in further texting ;-)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
March 17, 2011, 06:53:15 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 17, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
Although this might be a struggle, you should wait a week or two, and then text them again.

Or provide the numbers to 'special friends' who can engage in further texting ;-)

This.

TGRR,
Has unlimited texting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#42
March 17, 2011, 06:58:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:53:15 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 17, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
Although this might be a struggle, you should wait a week or two, and then text them again.

Or provide the numbers to 'special friends' who can engage in further texting ;-)

This.

TGRR,
Has unlimited texting.

When we're not fighting... we think frighteningly alike.  :horrormirth:

:lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

President Television

#43
March 17, 2011, 09:39:06 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2011, 06:58:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 17, 2011, 06:53:15 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 17, 2011, 06:40:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 17, 2011, 03:55:50 PM
Although this might be a struggle, you should wait a week or two, and then text them again.

Or provide the numbers to 'special friends' who can engage in further texting ;-)

This.

TGRR,
Has unlimited texting.

When we're not fighting... we think frighteningly alike.  :horrormirth:

:lulz:

This conflict is a necessity. Without it, humanity would be completely fucked. Well, more than it already is.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jasper

#44
March 18, 2011, 03:00:56 AM
Ooh.


...Alright, if you who want the asshole's number, PM me. :lulz:
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