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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., March 19, 2011, 04:06:44 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 02, 2013, 02:26:57 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 01, 2013, 09:49:18 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 01, 2013, 09:29:45 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 01, 2013, 09:18:13 PM
I has a present for you. I'm going to try this when I have the time:

http://kungenomajkis.blogspot.se/2013/04/virkad-doskallesjal-med-monster.html



That's puuuuurty! :D

Wow. that is cool!

now i need to make the translation from swedish to american crochet terms make sense so I can convert it to english crochet terms.

when you've done this, pls to post instructions here. P3nTGF will make this for me or suffer unimaginable wrath

Just remember, she's the one with the hook for which to stab. :P
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dude, just search for crochet skull applique uk terms and ask her nicely.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pixie on May 03, 2013, 01:34:48 AM
dude, just search for crochet skull applique uk terms and ask her nicely.

I don't do "nicely" but I'm pretty sure a few of my signature tantrums with a side order of emotional blackmail will get the job done  :evil:

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Hey hookers,

Leisure Arts is having a 35% site-wide sale on pattern books for crochet, knit, quilting, etc. This includes their eBooks. Of which I just scored a few. >.> There's also a warehouse clearing sale for the dead-tree versions. Which are priced ridiculous things like $.95 and so on. Just an FYI.

http://www.leisurearts.com
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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Pope Pixie Pickle

your muted colours granny square is teh sex.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Pixie on November 11, 2013, 06:21:44 PM
your muted colours granny square is teh sex.

Thank you. The half-granny made a lovely shawl for a friend.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




http://twistedsifter.com/2013/04/the-crochet-coral-reef-project/

QuoteThe Crochet Coral Reef (CCR) is a project by the Institute For Figuring, a non-profit Los-Angeles based organization that pioneers creative new methods for engaging the public about scientific and environmental issues by putting people and communities at the core.

The CCR is a project that resides at the intersection of mathematics, marine biology, handicraft and community art practice, and also responds to the environmental crisis of global warming and the escalating problem of oceanic plastic trash. It has been exhibited in art and science museums worldwide, including the Andy Warhol Museum (Pittsburgh), The Hayward (London), the Science Gallery (Dublin), and the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History (Washington D.C.) Seen by more than three million people, the CCR is one of the largest participatory science + art projects in the world.




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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




I am strictly FOR this assbaggery.

Mr Rogers was arguably the most moral and good American in our entire history, even if he didn't have as visible an impact as other people did.  Anytime people do something neat in his memory, I feel better about people for a while.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 21, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
http://twistedsifter.com/2013/07/mister-rogers-statue-crocheted-sweater-pittsburgh/

So apparently all the sweaters Mr. Rogers wore on his show were hand-knit by his mother. Which explains the elaborate scene changing in to one every day episode. Gotta take care of those things. Someone made a sweater for his statue in PA.




I am strictly FOR this assbaggery.

Mr Rogers was arguably the most moral and good American in our entire history, even if he didn't have as visible an impact as other people did.  Anytime people do something neat in his memory, I feel better about people for a while.

Agreed. He encouraged other people to be better and he lived the example. Almost no one does. It is inspiring.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 21, 2013, 05:48:02 PM

...

http://twistedsifter.com/2013/04/the-crochet-coral-reef-project/

QuoteThe Crochet Coral Reef (CCR) is a project by the Institute For Figuring, a non-profit Los-Angeles based organization that pioneers creative new methods for engaging the public about scientific and environmental issues by putting people and communities at the core.

The CCR is a project that resides at the intersection of mathematics, marine biology, handicraft and community art practice, and also responds to the environmental crisis of global warming and the escalating problem of oceanic plastic trash. It has been exhibited in art and science museums worldwide, including the Andy Warhol Museum (Pittsburgh), The Hayward (London), the Science Gallery (Dublin), and the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History (Washington D.C.) Seen by more than three million people, the CCR is one of the largest participatory science + art projects in the world.






This is also really cool - gf is working with yarn/knitting as community project and also lives in LA - score  :)

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Sweet! :) It is such a useful and versatile craft, the wielding of yarn and hooked and/or pointy sticks.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.