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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
Hint: it seems perhaps someone be already maid?  :roll:

nagaina

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
becaaaause.. they are evil and will ruin your life? :D
I'm kidding, I don't want kids either.. at least for now :) I'm still working on my savings, and babies need a loooot of savings
Shame on you for thinking you're an exception.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: LuciferX on March 09, 2012, 10:24:17 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.
Hint: it seems perhaps someone be already maid?  :roll:

This is your best post ever. It really encapsulates your essence.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:

I've known that for a while and she still seems like a young gay man to me. Or a crazy old cat lady. Sometimes both at the same time. :lulz:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Guru Coyote on March 09, 2012, 09:10:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 09, 2012, 09:07:37 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 09, 2012, 05:34:53 AM
Quote from: nagaina on March 08, 2012, 05:51:45 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 08, 2012, 05:33:57 PM
O.o That wasn't weird at all.
Sadly, even such blankets would make you want a baby if you're a woman and you're at least 24 years old :D
.....
SOON  :evil:

I'm a thirty-year-old woman who *makes* the blankets and I don't want kids. Ever.

OMG, I love the internet!

All this time, what, almost two years? I have been assuming that you're significantly younger, male, and gay. And now that I think about it, I have no idea why. :lulz:

I've known that for a while and she still seems like a young gay man to me. Or a crazy old cat lady. Sometimes both at the same time. :lulz:

It's because I'm a pagan, isn't it? And my enjoyment of anal sex? And my short attention span . . .

If it makes you feel better, I used to tell people I was a gay tomcat trapped in a bi woman's body. Hilarity ensued, usually.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Still hooking and taking horrible pictures of it.





















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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Thank you kindly, ma'am. Shawls are my favorite but I've been branching out into blankets to use up my acrylic, and hats so I have more on-the-go projects. I can knit or crochet anywhere and if I have something useful to do in my hands, I am less prone to accidentally answering strangers' questions honestly or getting thrown out of places or starting fights or just plain laughing in someone's face. I just keep my mouth shut and work on that hat, god damn it.

The two throw-blankets are sold, one for $100 and one for $200, so that was nice. More yarn money.
The hats were donated to charity.
The shawls were given away.
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:mittens: Cool tying wool in knots stuff! P3nTGF has recently started being a hooker. Any good sites for noobs?

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2012, 03:10:26 PM
:mittens: Cool tying wool in knots stuff! P3nTGF has recently started being a hooker. Any good sites for noobs?

Ravelry.com is awesome. Patterns, details about almost every possible yarn, forums for questions and the like, and a place to put down what you want to work on, what tools you have, and what you want. Pretty helpful.

Youtube is also good, there are video tutorials for just about every stitch and pattern on there.

There are dozens of other sites, craftster, knitting.com, interweave, knitty.com, crochetme.com - but those are the two I actually have found to be the most helpful. :)
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#87
She made a beanie



Then she made another that's too small to fit human crania


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 09, 2012, 04:52:24 PM
She made a beanie



Then she made another that's too small to fit human crania



Your pictures, sir, they do not load.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

P3nT4gR4m

Edited to fix dumbass google privacy. Privacy is a MYTH, goddamnit, stop pretending I haz it  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark