Well, that's gonna put a fucking damper on things

[LMNO]

::points to The Spider Project and Earfatigue Productions page::


Wait, that's a threadjack.  Meet me in Bring and Brag.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Buy a crab boat.

Go on "Deadliest Catch"

Take pain in the ass n00bs from here as deck hands.  Let them wash overboard right before going to port.

Dump delicious crabs at port. Save some to send to PD friends!!

Collect money!!

Get new batch of N00bs.

Repeat.

[navkat]

Buy a crab boat.

Go on "Deadliest Catch"

Take pain in the ass n00bs from here as deck hands.  Let them wash overboard right before going to port.

Dump delicious crabs at port. Save some to send to PD friends!!

Collect money!!

Get new batch of N00bs.

Repeat.

We need the noobz. Use noobz from other site plz.

[Luna]

Buy a crab boat.

Go on "Deadliest Catch"

Take pain in the ass n00bs from here as deck hands.  Let them wash overboard right before going to port.

Dump delicious crabs at port. Save some to send to PD friends!!

Collect money!!

Get new batch of N00bs.

Repeat.

We need the noobz. Use noobz from other site plz.

Not ALL the n00bz, just the pain in the ass ones.

Though I'm having visions of one or two people who know what they're doing, trying to walk a bunch of other regulars around here through running a boat...

[Jasper]

I'm quite fond of LMNO's idea Re: recording studio + liquor license.  It might not bank as much, but the benefits.  The BENEFITS.

[Luna]

I'm quite fond of LMNO's idea Re: recording studio + liquor license.  It might not bank as much, but the benefits.  The BENEFITS.

Combine with the reality TV show idea.

Pick a spot with a concentration of discordians, and staff it with 'em.  Film resulting hilarity.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I'm quite fond of LMNO's idea Re: recording studio + liquor license.  It might not bank as much, but the benefits.  The BENEFITS.

Combine with the reality TV show idea.

Pick a spot with a concentration of discordians, and staff it with 'em.  Film resulting hilarity.

Send clips to the 700 club for free advertising...... 

[maphdet]

Buy a crab boat.

Crab Fishing.
If you could do this-you would make some $.
But then you would have to be in business for yourself to make the $-which means you would not be making the money right away.
Hmmm.

So far I like-
Crab fishing
IT
Law
Cop



Possibly throw in there some thought on a professor or teacher. Not sure they make 100k though. Maybe some professors. ?
Or
Film/video
I have a friend who went to school-roughly four yrs. for film and has worked (behind the scenes) on numerous gigs with the film crews (not movies really, but you could think about that too. Mostly sporting events and such). Making nearly 80K or so without much effort.

btw-sucks about the allergy.

[Jenne]

The more I think about it, the more I think you'd be a great bounty hunter/private dick, ECH. 

[Luna]

Possibly throw in there some thought on a professor or teacher. Not sure they make 100k though. Maybe some professors. ?

I work at a university.  To make 100k, at least here, you've gotta have a doctorate, plus SERIOUS seniority.

[Lies]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2006/feb/05/medicineandhealth.research

just a thought

x

edd

I've heard about this before. It seems promising.

[Dysnomia]

Medicinal Marijuana collective owner, or grower.   


I know it was already said...but I wanted to re-suggest it since it would be awesome.

[East Coast Hustle]

Nursing requires making idiots not die, so that's right the fuck out the window. Also doesn't pay enough.

I have, actually, a standing offer to buy in as a partner in a fairly successful medical marijuana business but it is contingent upon me moving to Vantucky (Vancouver, WA) because I'd need to be a WA resident to do it legally and because they want me to help them capture the Clark County, WA segment of the Portland Metro area. I've been thinking this over, but I'm not stoked about the idea of moving across the river to Methcouver.

I could actually get a job at Hanford doing the nuke waste disposal thing. One of my best friends was a supervisor there for a while and made killer money. Said the job was easy as hell, too. But after he'd worked there for 4 or 5 years, his doctor told him he had a choice between quitting that job for good or having children with horrifying birth defects. Not sure that's a deterrent for me, but I also don't think I want to live in the Tri-Cities. I made too much of a name for myself out there in my youth and now all those former enemies are cops and city councilmen.

So far, I'm leaning towards law school. I'd seriously consider being a cop, but I have trouble imagining that they wouldn't see a scumbag like me coming from a mile away.

you could also expand to in the bay area, close to where I live!  I'd get you business too!

Unfortunately, even though all 3 west coast states have legal medical marijuana, you have to keep your business operating in one state only lest you run afoul of federal laws prohibiting interstate transport of drugs. The feds would probably LOVE to make an example out of someone for that, and it won't be me.

[East Coast Hustle]

If I could have your phone number, I would call you and say "I don't understand why people are like, oh hey a flood plain! I'd like to move there!"

it would be different, I swear to god. There is a reason people want me to like, be their minister and marry them and shit. Mostly people say that I am "nurturing". Also I might be kind of a bitch at times, but that's not really my predominant trait. I am starting to become kind of distressed about my online bitch persona, because seriously, I am every bit as much of a Horrible Bastard in person, but for some reason people find it fucking cuddly or some shit. ECH and Net and TGRR and Freeky and EOT can vouch for this. EOT has seen probably the worst sides of me; he's seen me be a real bitch, and cry, and lose my shit.

I think I'm kind of drunk; dammit. I gave up not drinking and now it only takes about four ounces of wine to fuck me up hard.

Also ECH should become a coroner, because that would fucking rock hard. Dude.

When we hang out in person, it is sometimes difficult for me not to just randomly hug you for being so adorable. Even when you're saying/doing something that would come off as "heinous bitchface" in an online context.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If I could have your phone number, I would call you and say "I don't understand why people are like, oh hey a flood plain! I'd like to move there!"

it would be different, I swear to god. There is a reason people want me to like, be their minister and marry them and shit. Mostly people say that I am "nurturing". Also I might be kind of a bitch at times, but that's not really my predominant trait. I am starting to become kind of distressed about my online bitch persona, because seriously, I am every bit as much of a Horrible Bastard in person, but for some reason people find it fucking cuddly or some shit. ECH and Net and TGRR and Freeky and EOT can vouch for this. EOT has seen probably the worst sides of me; he's seen me be a real bitch, and cry, and lose my shit.

I think I'm kind of drunk; dammit. I gave up not drinking and now it only takes about four ounces of wine to fuck me up hard.

Also ECH should become a coroner, because that would fucking rock hard. Dude.

When we hang out in person, it is sometimes difficult for me not to just randomly hug you for being so adorable. Even when you're saying/doing something that would come off as "heinous bitchface" in an online context.

I don't even fucking get it

I'm like your tiny little dog. Secretly I'm a giant asshole who beats people up, but nature cursed me with being tiny and huggable or some shit so I never learned.

I rail against my fate!