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FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 20, 2011, 06:04:17 PM

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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#32
March 21, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
Tom, a hawk.

"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
March 21, 2011, 07:56:50 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard

#35
March 21, 2011, 10:22:21 PM
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:spit:

Holy shit!
Insanity we trust.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#36
March 21, 2011, 10:54:40 PM
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Cainad (dec.)

#37
March 21, 2011, 11:00:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 21, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on March 21, 2011, 07:07:46 PM
I know I'm being pedantic, but Shiva's a male.

Actually, results may vary.  Not even the Hindus understand their religion.

No shit. Here's a story from Indian mythology that I could from a buddy taking a class in it:

Mark: "So there was this monkey who, long ago, was born so violently out of a vagina that he rocketed out into space and ate the sun. Then another god decided that was bullshit, smacked the monkey back down to earth, and then some other gods were like 'what the fuck is this shit now we have to make him immortal.'"

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#38
March 21, 2011, 11:04:18 PM
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#39
March 21, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
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Salty

#41
March 21, 2011, 11:39:44 PM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Don Coyote

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March 22, 2011, 12:59:10 AM Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 07:25:29 PM by Donald Coyote





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