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FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 20, 2011, 06:04:17 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#60
March 26, 2011, 08:15:40 AM
Too soon or not, I'm still laughin


Squid= horrible cunt

The Good Reverend Roger

#61
March 26, 2011, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.

Oh, look...Mister "Females are only life-support systems for their jiggly bits" is now concerned about people.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cuddlefish

#62
March 26, 2011, 06:05:09 PM
I have good news and bad news. The good news is, you appear to be winning.


But the bad news is


You're a bitch


And I have a Tomahawk you're unaware of.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Don Coyote

#63
March 26, 2011, 06:07:35 PM
Holy shit. :lulz: :mittens:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#65
March 26, 2011, 10:11:47 PM
Ahahahahaha! Oh my god. "Tomahawkolypse"!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Commander

#66
March 26, 2011, 10:27:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: The Commander on March 26, 2011, 06:20:47 AM
Maybe only if you are Japanese. Or have any trace of humanity and compassion...so that shouldn't be a problem here.

Oh, look...Mister "Females are only life-support systems for their jiggly bits" is now concerned about people.

Hey...I've always cared about people...If I didn't, I might be en danger of losing my boobs and pie privileges.

Wait...do the Japanese make pies? 
The Commander
DIA
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Don Coyote

#67
March 26, 2011, 10:51:45 PM Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 07:21:11 PM by Donald Coyote


Don Coyote

#70
March 27, 2011, 12:29:52 AM Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 07:21:59 PM by Donald Coyote


Phox

#71
March 27, 2011, 02:08:24 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 27, 2011, 02:05:11 AM




That Nigel's Elbows are apparently invincible?

Don Coyote

#72
March 27, 2011, 02:13:48 AM
Tomahawks pwn. :lulz:

Don Coyote

#73
March 27, 2011, 02:34:06 AM Last Edit: March 27, 2011, 07:20:12 PM by Donald Coyote




The Good Reverend Roger

#74
March 27, 2011, 04:37:32 AM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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