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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, March 29, 2011, 01:12:51 PM

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AFK

March 29, 2011, 01:12:51 PM
Life happens when you least expect it.  Which should not be unexpected.  I mean, how can you not look at this setup and think, "Gee it could get fucked at any minute without warning".  But it is also set up to entice us with soft, warm, and fuzzy comfort zones.  You slip right in and revel in the luxuriousness of it.  It is very easy to pay no mind to the cold and indifferent randomness that can grab you by the sack and twist with all of its might.  

Giving you time to take that quick gasp....before quickly and frantically belting yourself in for what will undoubtedly prove to be a very bumpy ride.  

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

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March 29, 2011, 01:15:41 PM
Get too comfortable, and life WILL kick you square in the nuts.  This I have learned.  (Yes, my nuts may be metaphorical, but, still.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Jenne

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March 29, 2011, 01:30:30 PM
This has been my continual life lesson, THE HARD WAY, since 2004.

The ride has not stopped and let me puke for 7 years and counting.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

navkat

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March 29, 2011, 02:12:56 PM
This is why I'm always coating shit in glitter and googly-eyes. You don't get a choice. Just laugh.
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