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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 24, 2011, 11:49:50 PM

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LMNO

This is a plan I can get behind.



:rimshot:

President Television

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on March 25, 2011, 06:54:26 PM
This is a plan I can get behind.



:rimshot:

She'd better get cracking on those photos.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.

I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.

I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.

I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.

I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.

we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread

[EDIT] DAMN YOU LMNO!! :argh!:
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.

I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.

I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.

we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread

Whoops.

Just saved the completed work to Word, and will post it sometime tonight.

TGRR,
Isn't going to post to conform to your schedule, shitneck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Disco Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 25, 2011, 07:17:09 PM
Quote from: Pickled Starfish on March 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on March 25, 2011, 07:07:23 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.

I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.

I think that's an EXCELLENT idea, though I'd ask that you do it in a new or different thread to avoid jacking Roger's awesome thread.

we don't want Roger to get behind on his responsibilities to this thread

Whoops.

Just saved the completed work to Word, and will post it sometime tonight.

TGRR,
Isn't going to post to conform to your schedule, shitneck.

I wont see it until Monday anyway.  The weekends are my disconnect time.   here's an anticipatory  :mittens:



and an obligatory  :fuckmittens:
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 24, 2011, 11:59:31 PM
Iason


Obedience:  The person wishing to appease Iason will fire puppies into traffic with a PVC cannon.

Close enough!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Lies

Quote from: navkat on March 25, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
And yes, that is totally my real ass.

I'm thinking of a way to prove it without showing my fayce...I'm thinking redundancy.
In that case, I'm going to set up a shrine to it and take pictures and show you how devoted I am.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Salty

So, it has come to my attention that there is not enough worshipping of me in my temples as there ought to be.

This must be personally rectified. Considering I just got shat on by the interim pastor of a local liberal church for something that was in no way my fault, I believe I know just where to start.

But through the course of the summer I should like to make a point of paying my respects to the variety of temples afforded me and make sure everything is up to code.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.

balls, i say.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 03:25:20 PM
Yeah, as pretty as Navcat's butt is, it's kind of saddening that this glorious thread had to get derailed by it.
This thread is glorious and I eagerly await the continuation of it from Rog, til then, I'm going to uh... worship navkats ass til then.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.

balls, i say.

It's on the way, Squiddy.  Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.

And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.

balls, i say.

It's on the way, Squiddy.  Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.

And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.

You could just move them into the other Navcat's ass thread, then there'd only be one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on March 26, 2011, 04:29:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 26, 2011, 03:41:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 26, 2011, 08:31:30 AM
though that is a glorious ass i am saddened to not be mentioned.

balls, i say.

It's on the way, Squiddy.  Don't think I've forgotten what you did to the Keys.

And I'll be splitting the actual entries out from this thread.





You could just move them into the other Navcat's ass thread, then there'd only be one.
:lol: No, I mean move the collection of Gods into a separate thread when people agree they're done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.