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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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And now, a rather predictable word from your spiritual advisor.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 25, 2011, 02:08:07 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cainad on March 25, 2011, 04:24:57 AM
The Hate that can be understood is not the Eternal Hate,
The TGRR that can be appeased is not the Eternal TGRR.


There are but a small number of beings on this Earth which have access to the Eternal Hate. TGRR is one, and one of my close friends is another. She has no actual affection for me, merely a more compassionate flavor of Hate. Rather like an oyster, these rare individuals take every single minuscule irritant that exists in this world and coat it in layer upon layer of perfect Hate, until it becomes a perversely beautiful pearl.


The Eternal Hate is akin to a "Platonic ideal" of hate. The puny, weak hatred of such inferiors as bigots, teabaggers, and in-laws are but infinitely pale reflections of the Eternal Hate.

The Eternal Hate is without form, without limit, without end. All manifestations of the Eternal Hate in this material world are but impossibly small facets of its infinite form.


And TGRR Hates YOU. Personally.

Cainad speaks troof.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.