Sucker Punch - A feminist movie review by Cadence Ohana, Wiccan/self-help guru

Started by Laughin Jude, March 27, 2011, 12:46:02 AM

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Triple Zero

#15
March 27, 2011, 10:04:33 PM
:mittens: (even though I didn't read it all)
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Luna

#16
March 28, 2011, 08:32:51 PM
If anybody's curious about a real review of it...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/Movies/03/25/sucker.punch.review/index.html?hpt=Sbin

Brutal.

Gem:

Quote"Sucker Punch" is Snyder's first stab at original material. And when I say "stab," I mean he prods at it anxiously with a long blade, as if he wants to make sure it's well and truly dead.

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#17
March 28, 2011, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 07:39:53 AM
Cadence Ohana isn't real. But I do agree that she's fucking crazy. And she's a lot of fun to write. :D

Thanks for the reads.

If anyone else is interested, she has two other movie reviews for My Little Pony: The Movie and Tangled.

Wait.

That was you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Laughin Jude

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March 28, 2011, 10:26:23 PM Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 10:28:56 PM by Laughin Jude
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2011, 08:35:53 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 07:39:53 AM
Cadence Ohana isn't real. But I do agree that she's fucking crazy. And she's a lot of fun to write. :D

Thanks for the reads.

If anyone else is interested, she has two other movie reviews for My Little Pony: The Movie and Tangled.

Wait.

That was you?
'Fraid so.

Guess I should ask, should stuff like this go in this subforum or Bring and Brag? Or does it matter? I'm usually posting after midnight so my brain isn't so hot at telling the difference between the two by the time I'm usually on here. [/noob]
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
March 28, 2011, 10:31:54 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 28, 2011, 10:26:23 PM
'Fraid so.

I want to have your babbies.   :lulz:

You and I could have a LOT of fun trolling, you know.  There's this uber right wing conservative board that NEEDS Cadence...

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#20
March 28, 2011, 10:35:58 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 28, 2011, 10:26:23 PM
Guess I should ask, should stuff like this go in this subforum or Bring and Brag? Or does it matter? I'm usually posting after midnight so my brain isn't so hot at telling the difference between the two by the time I'm usually on here. [/noob]
I think in the case of writings, it could go in either.

I never really have been able to pinpoint the exact purpose of Literate Chaotic, though. Something about books and literature.

Either way, don't worry too much about where to post stuff, if it's important we can always move it. Also you can always request to have it moved.

One advantage of posting it in Literate, though, is that this subforum is slightly less busy than B&B, so your thread is going to stay on top longer ;-) How bout that :)



but never mind that, go do what Roger suggested.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
March 28, 2011, 10:53:17 PM
This was pure fucking genius.

I don't say that very often.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#22
March 28, 2011, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on March 27, 2011, 07:39:53 AM
Cadence Ohana isn't real. But I do agree that she's fucking crazy. And she's a lot of fun to write. :D

Thanks for the reads.

If anyone else is interested, she has two other movie reviews for My Little Pony: The Movie and Tangled.

you wrote this? Nice work!
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