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More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 29, 2011, 04:58:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#480
May 10, 2011, 01:08:38 AM
*awaits next installment*

Don't be long, the edge of this seat is uncomfortable as fuck.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#481
May 10, 2011, 01:11:51 AM
Did the Sams storyline get wrapped up and I missed it somewhere in the thread?

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The Good Reverend Roger

#482
May 10, 2011, 01:12:48 AM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 10, 2011, 01:11:51 AM
Did the Sams storyline get wrapped up and I missed it somewhere in the thread?



It didn't end well, from what I understand.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#483
May 10, 2011, 01:15:21 AM
I've been tempted to comb this thread and sort out the storylines... but I kinda like 'em all tangled up.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#484
May 10, 2011, 02:01:30 AM
My part in Sams' story ended. What EoC does with him now is anyone's guess. I don't think Sams is actually dead, yet. My earlier RIP may have been premature . . . or not.

Only EoC (and probably the Paynites) know.

MORE, EOC!
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Adios

#485
May 10, 2011, 04:30:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2011, 01:08:38 AM
*awaits next installment*

Don't be long, the edge of this seat is uncomfortable as fuck.

Ditto

P3nT4gR4m

#486
May 10, 2011, 06:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 08, 2011, 02:54:29 AMHe said her wailing screams were as terrible as the Nessies'. And that her hooks were dipped in something that burned when they ripped into him.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Adios

#487
May 10, 2011, 06:17:34 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 06:16:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 08, 2011, 02:54:29 AMHe said her wailing screams were as terrible as the Nessies'. And that her hooks were dipped in something that burned when they ripped into him.




I think I'm in love!

Dysfunctional Cunt

#488
May 10, 2011, 06:26:52 PM
jesus is that me?  OMG OMG OMG

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Can I have that?  I want that as my avatar, screensaver, on my fucking xmas cards, graduation announcements, grand kids birth announcements, the kid's wedding invitations.... 

P3nT4gR4m

#489
May 10, 2011, 06:33:36 PM
 :D Help yourself


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dysfunctional Cunt

#490
May 10, 2011, 06:38:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 06:33:36 PM
:D Help yourself



You are awesome!!!

I think I love you..... in a purely platonic way, not the heart ripping with mah hooks kind of way!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXO  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#491
May 10, 2011, 06:38:45 PM
Poor Pent.  Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#492
May 10, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
I always wondered - is it called "platonic" because Plato never got any pussy either?  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#493
May 10, 2011, 06:44:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 10, 2011, 06:42:23 PM
I always wondered - is it called "platonic" because Plato never got any pussy either?  :x

Course not.  That's why he devolved into roleplaying nerd-dom, and spent all his life LARPing about some dude he made up called "Socrates".  He also HATED artists, because they got all the chicks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#494
May 10, 2011, 07:01:18 PM
Jesus, Payne, I think I just wet myself...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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