More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V

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Adios

#555
June 01, 2011, 07:49:48 AM Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 07:59:22 AM by Charley Brown
Video recording of a very old man

"The tunnels are quiet now. Oh, you can still hear water dripping, but there are no more screams, no more singing. You see, the day they came out of the school was the beginning of the end. Most of humanity was destroyed after that.

Oh, there were pockets of resistance, but when the Paynites went down there was little hope for the rest of us. Sure, we still have pockets of humans still living in isolation here and there.

Go to the city young man. The streets are all quiet. There are no people or even any nessies The machines of Industry are all quiet even. No person ever dares to walk alone, even now.

I can't remember the last time a nessie was even heard or seen. Some of us got away sure enough. Do you want to know how? I'll tell you. A kid showed us how, I mean the kid didn't mean to, but she did sure enough. I remember it like it was yesterday.

An entire area of the city had been destroyed, and by that I mean that no people were left. We were trying to make our way to safety and we came across a camper trailer. Inside it was a kid, couldn't of been more than 10 or so. The screen door was all that was between the kid and them.

Laying around on the ground we found about 10 dead nessies. Every one of them had tried to take the kid. Then we got to looking around and we found a miracle. See, during all the battles and the long fight we had used stuff that was all designed by the military to protect us.

This camper we found the kid in was all aluminum, even the screen door. It was like aluminum was pure poison to the damn beasts. It would melt their skin on contact.

We gathered up all the aluminum we could carry on several tractor trailer trucks and brought it all here. When we built we used it all on the perimeter defenses, including the floor. They just can't get through. Pretty amazing.

There are over a hundred of us here and we know of a few other colonies out there, doing the same thing. All building with aluminum exteriors.

The horrible part was when they ran out of people to eat they turned on each other. At first the sounds were terrible and they filled the air every night. Now there is no sound. Our hunting and gathering parties only go out during the daylight, protected by archers who have aluminum arrows.

We haven't seen hide nor hair of a beast in 5 years, but we just assume they are out there. There is no way to really communicate between survivor groups anymore. We only have fires and candles, electricity is a thing of the past.

We are careful and we are alive. When you leave here to visit the others, move only during daylight and move quickly. Peace be with you, return this way with news if you can.

Before you leave I should tell you about the stories. Stories of the tunnels. Now I don't believe them but many say they think they have seen two ghosts, a man with a woman. The woman doesn't have hands, but she does have these awful claw things instead. Now, I know it's crazy, but that's the story."

Adios

#556
June 02, 2011, 03:25:18 PM
Bump. Are we done here?

Dysfunctional Cunt

#557
June 02, 2011, 03:28:28 PM
I think it's slowed down considerably, but I doubt if it will ever be truly done.  That was awesome!!

Luna

#558
June 02, 2011, 03:29:40 PM
Whoa, thanks, I missed that last one somehow...

Awesome...
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

P3nT4gR4m

#559
June 02, 2011, 06:30:18 PM
Here's what the boys think of anyone who doesn't keep posting ITT!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

#561
June 02, 2011, 06:33:18 PM
I DO love this thread...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#562
June 02, 2011, 06:33:38 PM
 :lulz:

I was just saying in the bar thread that we just had a monster sinkhole open up at work.  There's some ancient gavanized (?) pipe at the bottom, and a large hollow spot.

No singing, though.   :sad:

I think I'm gonna send the push cam down, and see if we've hit an old mine shaft.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#563
June 02, 2011, 06:58:22 PM
Love your latest, Charley.

I am not done. Have at least two more Khara stories and a Khara-Tom story that may end up really long.

Just swamped with life and so much stupid it makes me wanna kick someone.

Damn, TGRR. Whatever you do, don't wake them up.
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Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Adios

#564
June 02, 2011, 07:03:04 PM
Take some aluminum with you, it's the only way to be safe.  :lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

#566
June 03, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Would have stuck this in bring and brag but I figured it belonged in here cos I was thinking about life down in the sewers when I chopped it.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

#567
June 03, 2011, 08:09:51 PM
I WANT ONE!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#568
June 03, 2011, 08:10:36 PM
I have a constitutional right to one of those.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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