YOU! YES YOU! YOU NEED THIS SHIT!

[EK WAFFLR]

That was glorious!

[Reginald Ret]

 

[Suu]

I need to watch this every few months to reaffirm my faith.

[Cainad (dec.)]

DAMN IT. I was doing so well, and now I'm gonna relapse.

[Richter]

Goddamnit, I don't need weapons I AM weapons.  Everything I pick up is sharp when I'm holding it, and horrible things happen to whatever my eyes fall upon.
I ejaculate acid and liquid nitrogen.  I used to goose the reactor on campus back in college every few days just to keep the naughty hotty in line. 
Punks and lesser assholes un fuck their shit in my presence.  I radiate authority.  My participation lends legitimacy to any outfit.
I floss my teeth with a power drill and wipe with a blowtorch.
My likeness has profound influence on children.  I am a GOOD example in "Scratch and Sith" books.
Drugs take me.  Everything I eat is a diet food, because I am THAT GODDAMM AMPED.  My sweat is an energy drink and I pee fine espresso mixed with well aged scotch.  I whack off with a cinderblock and my testicles are lode stones.  I massage my corns with a bastard file.
I.  EAT. PORK. 

(apologies from the management, we are fetching the Deacon a tranquilizer and a cup of earl grey)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Goddamnit, I don't need weapons I AM weapons.  Everything I pick up is sharp when I'm holding it, and horrible things happen to whatever my eyes fall upon.
I ejaculate acid and liquid nitrogen.  I used to goose the reactor on campus back in college every few days just to keep the naughty hotty in line. 
Punks and lesser assholes un fuck their shit in my presence.  I radiate authority.  My participation lends legitimacy to any outfit.
I floss my teeth with a power drill and wipe with a blowtorch.
My likeness has profound influence on children.  I am a GOOD example in "Scratch and Sith" books.
Drugs take me.  Everything I eat is a diet food, because I am THAT GODDAMM AMPED.  My sweat is an energy drink and I pee fine espresso mixed with well aged scotch.  I whack off with a cinderblock and my testicles are lode stones.  I massage my corns with a bastard file.
I.  EAT. PORK. 

(apologies from the management, we are fetching the Deacon a tranquilizer and a cup of earl grey)

I am alarmed and aroused.

[Suu]

Goddamnit, I don't need weapons I AM weapons.  Everything I pick up is sharp when I'm holding it, and horrible things happen to whatever my eyes fall upon.
I ejaculate acid and liquid nitrogen.  I used to goose the reactor on campus back in college every few days just to keep the naughty hotty in line. 
Punks and lesser assholes un fuck their shit in my presence.  I radiate authority.  My participation lends legitimacy to any outfit.
I floss my teeth with a power drill and wipe with a blowtorch.
My likeness has profound influence on children.  I am a GOOD example in "Scratch and Sith" books.
Drugs take me.  Everything I eat is a diet food, because I am THAT GODDAMM AMPED.  My sweat is an energy drink and I pee fine espresso mixed with well aged scotch.  I whack off with a cinderblock and my testicles are lode stones.  I massage my corns with a bastard file.
I.  EAT. PORK. 

(apologies from the management, we are fetching the Deacon a tranquilizer and a cup of earl grey)

Now ^THAT^ is a brag.