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Started by Juana, March 31, 2011, 07:36:49 AM

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Vaud

#30
April 01, 2011, 11:01:06 PM
WOW WOW!

Great Scott, man!
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Eater of Clowns

#31
April 02, 2011, 12:21:44 AM
Laughing Jude.

That's just.

Sick.  And terrible, and reprehensible.  It's every sort of wrong, and more.  It is a shade of grotesque that I'd previously not conceived of, and more even, a waste of what is a clear talent for writing.

In short, I am a huge, huge fan.   :)
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#32
April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...
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#33
April 02, 2011, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 02, 2011, 12:21:44 AM
Laughing Jude.

That's just.

Sick.  And terrible, and reprehensible.  It's every sort of wrong, and more.  It is a shade of grotesque that I'd previously not conceived of, and more even, a waste of what is a clear talent for writing.

In short, I am a huge, huge fan.   :)
What he said.  :lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#34
April 02, 2011, 06:57:46 PM
:mittens:

that was awesome! :lulz:
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#35
April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.
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#36
April 02, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.

I'm at this very moment working on a short story about a vampire who uses his "Edward System" to feed on teenage girls who are fans of Twilight, only to have his latest would-be victim turn out to be crazy as fuck and start stalking him. Does that count?
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Don Coyote

#37
April 03, 2011, 02:25:23 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.

I'm at this very moment working on a short story about a vampire who uses his "Edward System" to feed on teenage girls who are fans of Twilight, only to have his latest would-be victim turn out to be crazy as fuck and start stalking him. Does that count?

WUT??? :lulz:

Telarus

#38
April 03, 2011, 02:54:39 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.

I'm at this very moment working on a short story about a vampire who uses his "Edward System" to feed on teenage girls who are fans of Twilight, only to have his latest would-be victim turn out to be crazy as fuck and start stalking him. Does that count?

HAHAHAH. Vampire Pickup Artist with the "Edward System". HILARIOUS.
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#39
April 03, 2011, 06:11:06 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.

I'm at this very moment working on a short story about a vampire who uses his "Edward System" to feed on teenage girls who are fans of Twilight, only to have his latest would-be victim turn out to be crazy as fuck and start stalking him. Does that count?

That sounds AWESOME.
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#40
April 03, 2011, 06:55:42 AM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 11:15:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on April 02, 2011, 12:34:33 AM
Ha, thanks. Writing's what I want to do with my life, but I haven't figured out how to make money at it yet...

I really want to see your version of a romance novel.

I'm at this very moment working on a short story about a vampire who uses his "Edward System" to feed on teenage girls who are fans of Twilight, only to have his latest would-be victim turn out to be crazy as fuck and start stalking him. Does that count?

:mittens:  WTF, you are awesome!

Phox

#41
April 03, 2011, 07:07:20 AM
You know what, I think i might like this guy.  :lulz:

Laughin Jude

#42
April 03, 2011, 09:39:03 AM
Aw, what the hell since I totally derailed this thread anyway: The Edward System

The third part's where the crazy starts coming out. I'll get on finishing the rest in the next few days.
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#43
April 03, 2011, 11:40:41 AM
Don't worry about derailing, shit happens.  If people mind, they'll bitch at ya, and nobody's bitching.

That was awesome.  :) 
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#44
April 12, 2011, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 03, 2011, 11:40:41 AM
Don't worry about derailing, shit happens.  If people mind, they'll bitch at ya, and nobody's bitching.

That was awesome.  :)  

Good advice, Luna!  And now I'm off to check out this new goodness of "The Edward System."  ...after work, though.
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