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Started by Suu, March 31, 2011, 02:31:11 PM

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Suu

March 31, 2011, 02:31:11 PM
This is your brain on PD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo


Any questions?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

El Sjaako

#2
March 31, 2011, 03:16:54 PM
I can hardly imagine anything more scary than waking up in the middle of the night and discovering this in your room...

Iron Sulfide

#3
March 31, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
What about waking up to find PD came out of your computer, and is sitting on a stool next to your bed, watching you sleep?

I think that's a fuck of a lot creepier.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Luna

#4
March 31, 2011, 07:06:41 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on March 31, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
What about waking up to find PD came out of your computer, and is sitting on a stool next to your bed, watching you sleep?

I think that's a fuck of a lot creepier.

Depending on exactly which WOMP-face it was wearing, we'd shoot straight past creepy to instant sanity damage.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 31, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on March 31, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
What about waking up to find PD came out of your computer, and is sitting on a stool next to your bed, watching you sleep?

I think that's a fuck of a lot creepier.

Now think of this:  You all creep out of my computer at night, and sit on that stool.  I get up, still asleep, butt-nekkid except for my obscene amount of body hair, and head for the bathroom to do something vile to the glaze on the toilet bowl.  I stagger back in, still asleep, and think you're Kathy Ireland come to make sexy time.

Oh, yeah.  Nobody responds to screaming in this neighborhood.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#6
March 31, 2011, 07:18:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2011, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: Iron Sulfide on March 31, 2011, 07:04:15 PM
What about waking up to find PD came out of your computer, and is sitting on a stool next to your bed, watching you sleep?

I think that's a fuck of a lot creepier.

Now think of this:  You all creep out of my computer at night, and sit on that stool.  I get up, still asleep, butt-nekkid except for my obscene amount of body hair, and head for the bathroom to do something vile to the glaze on the toilet bowl.  I stagger back in, still asleep, and think you're Kathy Ireland come to make sexy time.

Oh, yeah.  Nobody responds to screaming in this neighborhood.

:lulz:

Jasper

#7
March 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM

Suu

#8
March 31, 2011, 08:03:52 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#9
March 31, 2011, 08:06:58 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 31, 2011, 08:03:52 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 31, 2011, 07:56:34 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on March 31, 2011, 02:31:11 PM
This is your brain on PD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO2OocOVcJo


Any questions?

*thousand yard stare*

You deserved it. You all did.

I hear laughing, Suu.  Is Eris amused yet?  Is she going away now?

Suu

#10
March 31, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mangrove

#11
March 31, 2011, 09:31:53 PM
I say we all hit e-bay and see if anyone has one for sale.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Luna

#12
March 31, 2011, 09:35:54 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#13
March 31, 2011, 09:37:17 PM
I am going to have nightmares.
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#14
April 01, 2011, 12:03:58 AM
You think that's bad....our 18 month old daughter expels loud laughs like that at 4 in the morning, in her sleep.

I wake up expecting some meth addled goon to be rifling through our belongings, but no, it's just our sweet innocent child, cackling.
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