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Started by AFK, April 04, 2011, 07:34:33 PM

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April 04, 2011, 07:34:33 PM
....that puns are your Raisin d'etre. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

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April 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#2
April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

AFK

#3
April 04, 2011, 07:37:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 04, 2011, 07:35:14 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH

It builds character son. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#4
April 04, 2011, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

That would be a reel hoot. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
April 04, 2011, 07:38:51 PM
My right ass-cheek bone just broke.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
April 04, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

No I don't.

Blight,
Totally cool with chilling with some brews on a boat but hates the idea of fish as food
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#7
April 04, 2011, 07:39:45 PM
I WILL SAUNTER ON A SIDEWALK OF ASS-BONEZ!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#8
April 04, 2011, 07:40:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 04, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

No I don't.

Blight,
Totally cool with chilling with some brews on a boat but hates the idea of fish as food

That's because you have no sole sir!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 04, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 04, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

No I don't.

Blight,
Totally cool with chilling with some brews on a boat but hates the idea of fish as food

What else are they good for?  It's fucking sole food, for fuck's sake.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
April 04, 2011, 07:41:13 PM
DAMMIT!  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#11
April 04, 2011, 07:41:54 PM
I'm trying to come up with a good pun in response, but I'm really floundering here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
April 04, 2011, 07:42:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 04, 2011, 07:41:54 PM
I'm trying to come up with a good pun in response, but I'm really floundering here.

Dunno.  That one smelt kinda bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
April 04, 2011, 07:43:33 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on April 04, 2011, 07:39:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 04, 2011, 07:36:33 PM
*kiss of death*

You broke my heart, RWHN. Incidentally, Blight wants to go fishing with you.

No I don't.

Blight,
Totally cool with chilling with some brews on a boat but hates the idea of fish as food

What else are they good for?  It's fucking sole food, for fuck's sake.

While it is true that I have no sole, or at least rapidly vanishing sole on my left boot, fish just don't interest me as a source of nutrition. As a result, they're good for eating bugs that float above the water.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#14
April 04, 2011, 07:44:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 04, 2011, 07:41:54 PM
I'm trying to come up with a good pun in response, but I'm really floundering here.

I could tell by the sideways glances. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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