A few notes on the whole "broken-hearted" thing.

[Freeky]

Roger wins yet another internetz. He should donate them to a third-world hell-hole. Like Detroit. 

Or Phoenix.

Phoenix isn't even a third world hell-hole.  It's just Hell.

[Suu]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

They shut down the factory that makes that shit in 1950.  Scatman John is still going, but it's only a matter of time til they run him down like a dog.

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good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

That's what most people say who have never been able to teleport to Saturn.

[LMNO]

^^Nice reference^^

[Suu]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

They shut down the factory that makes that shit in 1950.  Scatman John is still going, but it's only a matter of time til they run him down like a dog.

Billie Holiday lived the jazz life. She started poor, got insanely rich, did a lot of drugs, drank too much hooch, and died poor of an overdose surrounded by cops indicted possession with 75 cents in the bank.

Now THAT'S jazz.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

They shut down the factory that makes that shit in 1950.  Scatman John is still going, but it's only a matter of time til they run him down like a dog.

Billie Holiday lived the jazz life. She started poor, got insanely rich, did a lot of drugs, drank too much hooch, and died poor of an overdose surrounded by cops indicted possession with 75 cents in the bank.

Now THAT'S jazz.

No, that's rock n roll.  REAL rock n roll, mind you.

I'd say it was blues, but blues singers always live to be 300 years old.

[Suu]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

They shut down the factory that makes that shit in 1950.  Scatman John is still going, but it's only a matter of time til they run him down like a dog.

Billie Holiday lived the jazz life. She started poor, got insanely rich, did a lot of drugs, drank too much hooch, and died poor of an overdose surrounded by cops indicted possession with 75 cents in the bank.

Now THAT'S jazz.

No, that's rock n roll.  REAL rock n roll, mind you.

I'd say it was blues, but blues singers always live to be 300 years old.

Yes, but jazz was what rock and roll was before there was actually rock and roll.

It's the same phenomenon for a different generation.

[East Coast Hustle]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

Oh GAWD. SO MUCH THIS.

Jazz is what the Grateful Dead would have played if they had done more meth.

[Adios]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

I was going to use Ella Fitzgerald as my example. I meant THAT jazz, REAL jazz, not Kenny G.

They shut down the factory that makes that shit in 1950.  Scatman John is still going, but it's only a matter of time til they run him down like a dog.

Billie Holiday lived the jazz life. She started poor, got insanely rich, did a lot of drugs, drank too much hooch, and died poor of an overdose surrounded by cops indicted possession with 75 cents in the bank.

Now THAT'S jazz.

No, that's rock n roll.  REAL rock n roll, mind you.

I'd say it was blues, but blues singers always live to be 300 years old.

It's Dixieland or Memphis Blues.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

good jazz.

Oxymoron.

Bullshit.

Jazz is four different people playing four different songs in the same room at the same time.  It is absolute garbage, with the only exceptions being Ella Fitzgerald and Scatman John, and neither one of them really qualifies as "jazz" anymore.

Oh GAWD. SO MUCH THIS.

Jazz is what the Grateful Dead would have played if they had done more meth.

[LMNO]

Oh, man.  You guys would be either amused or horrified at what I keep by my turntable...

Coleman Hawkins
John Coltrane
Miles Davis
Dexter Gordon
Duke Ellington
Roy Eldrige

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, man.  You guys would be either amused or horrified at what I keep by my turntable...

Coleman Hawkins
John Coltrane
Miles Davis
Dexter Gordon
Duke Ellington
Roy Eldrige

None of this is any good with respect to the OP.  This is why we have Roy Orbison, Hank Sr, and Keith Heatherly.  And bourbon.

[LMNO]

Yes, this is true.  Threadjack about jazz aside, I also have plenty of Willie, George, Johhny, Hank, and Nina around.

[Adios]

Oh, man.  You guys would be either amused or horrified at what I keep by my turntable...

Coleman Hawkins
John Coltrane
Miles Davis
Dexter Gordon
Duke Ellington
Roy Eldrige

Add Ella Fitzgerald, Sachmo and Pete Fontaine and I'm there.