RWHN: Explain Your Fucked Up State!

[AFK]

I can see the bulletins now when one of these guys goes nuts:

"Be on the lookout for this man.  He is un-armed and dangerous!"



RWHN,
I gotta be me. 

[Richter]

HA i did it one handed!

no its a lever on one side and a big piece of metal under the blade to lock it in place that needs shoved sideways

YAY

I have the most beautiful knife that's a Ken Onion/Benchmade collab, that snaps open with a flick like a lovely monster.

Benchmade is my favorite kinfe company. My longest lasting everyday knife is a Benchmade mini-griptillian , and my current is a Benchmade min-griptillian . Worth every penny.

Definitely.  I bought the 910 Stryker on my 17th birthday.  I've carried it just about daily since then, and it's still in phenomenal shape.

I've got a few of theirs too.  Also some folding knives built to snag and open on pocket corners or straps, made by spyderco and emerson. 

This same topic turned into a shitshow on Facebook, and I still don't see how banning any tool prevents crime. 

[Luna]

HA i did it one handed!

no its a lever on one side and a big piece of metal under the blade to lock it in place that needs shoved sideways

YAY

I have the most beautiful knife that's a Ken Onion/Benchmade collab, that snaps open with a flick like a lovely monster.

Benchmade is my favorite kinfe company. My longest lasting everyday knife is a Benchmade mini-griptillian , and my current is a Benchmade min-griptillian . Worth every penny.

Definitely.  I bought the 910 Stryker on my 17th birthday.  I've carried it just about daily since then, and it's still in phenomenal shape.

I've got a few of theirs too.  Also some folding knives built to snag and open on pocket corners or straps, made by spyderco and emerson. 

This same topic turned into a shitshow on Facebook, and I still don't see how banning any tool prevents crime. 

It doesn't.  It DOES, however, provide the illusion that the government actually gives a fuck.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Maine has gone mental.  I don't know when it happened, but someone must of switched on some crazy Mad Scientist brain ray that fucked everyone up.  People have seemingly gone bonkers.  And then they elected LePage.  A guy who's biggest accomplishment was running a chain of stores that sold junk.  No really, salvage, chapter 11, and expired breakfast cereals.  They're basically glorified, high-priced yard sales.  Oh, yeah, and he was the Mayor of Waterville, another check in the "con" column. 

Clearly I fucked up by not becoming a warlord of that place when I had the chance. And by "chance" I mean I was born there and I don't think I was there for more than a year of my life, but still.

[AFK]

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE!!!!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Shit, I am NOT well prepared for a takeover of a Maine town. I can claim birthright, but from what I understand I will need to acquire a few things before I can command respect from the local variety of, uh, local.

Pickup truck, minimum one firearm, a bigger folding knife, fishing and hunting license... What else?

[LMNO]

Meth lab in the back yard?

[Luna]

We could knock out a couple teeth, that might help...

[AFK]

Shit, I am NOT well prepared for a takeover of a Maine town. I can claim birthright, but from what I understand I will need to acquire a few things before I can command respect from the local variety of, uh, local.

Pickup truck, minimum one firearm, a bigger folding knife, fishing and hunting license... What else?

You have to have at least one busted vehicle somewhere on your property.  Bonus points if it is up on cinder blocks or overgrown with weeds. 

[Luna]

Shit, I am NOT well prepared for a takeover of a Maine town. I can claim birthright, but from what I understand I will need to acquire a few things before I can command respect from the local variety of, uh, local.

Pickup truck, minimum one firearm, a bigger folding knife, fishing and hunting license... What else?

You have to have at least one busted vehicle somewhere on your property.  Bonus points if it is up on cinder blocks or overgrown with weeds. 

Can you pull the tires off to use as planters?  With or without silver spray paint?

[AFK]

Naw, you usually have them piled up next to the car, or in some corner of your back yard. 

[Juana]

Maine: The way life should be.  Or I'll slice your face.

[Luna]

Naw, you usually have them piled up next to the car, or in some corner of your back yard. 

Me?  Nah, I pile 'em up around a post and beat the shit out of them with wooden swords.  But that's not quite Maine.

[East Coast Hustle]

Meth lab in the back yard?

You're thinking of Missouri. There's no meth in Maine (or so little as to effectively be none), though god help us all if those freaks ever discover the stuff.

[AFK]

Oh, meth is here.  It's not here like it is in most of the rest of the country, but it's here.