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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 06, 2011, 07:53:40 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 06, 2011, 07:53:40 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#1
April 06, 2011, 07:56:02 AM
THAT WAS FCKING AWESOME

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 06, 2011, 08:00:24 AM
I KNOW, RIGHT?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#3
April 06, 2011, 08:01:36 AM
CUZ I LIKE CHICKS WIFF DA NICE HIPS CUZ FOR THAT REASON!!!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#4
April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#5
April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
April 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Fuck.  :horrormirth:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#7
April 06, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Fuck.  :horrormirth:

You also have to sing with a fake baritone voice.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
April 06, 2011, 08:25:12 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Fuck.  :horrormirth:

You also have to sing with a fake baritone voice.

I have the voice of an eight-year-old boy with a permanent head cold. You know not what you ask.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#9
April 06, 2011, 08:25:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:25:12 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Fuck.  :horrormirth:

You also have to sing with a fake baritone voice.

I have the voice of an eight-year-old boy with a permanent head cold. You know not what you ask.

I know exactly what I ask.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
April 06, 2011, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:25:49 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:25:12 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 08:05:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:52 AM
So fucking cool. Someone needs to sing this and include it in CDgasm.

You have do it now that you mentioned it.

Fuck.  :horrormirth:

You also have to sing with a fake baritone voice.

I have the voice of an eight-year-old boy with a permanent head cold. You know not what you ask.

I know exactly what I ask.

:argh!:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
April 08, 2011, 06:50:03 PM
Look at what I've been missing out on!!

I'm sharing this shit.

Suu

#12
April 08, 2011, 06:52:02 PM
HOLY SHIT.
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Laughin Jude

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April 10, 2011, 03:39:24 AM
As performed by Dr. Sir Mix-A-Lot, PhD.
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