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ATTN YOU INGLORIOUS SPAGSESES!

Started by EK WAFFLR, April 04, 2012, 07:38:50 PM

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EK WAFFLR

I just want to get this off my chest.

I haven't had so much fun online in many years since I drunkenly stumbled in Dok's toe hair last year and got stuck in here.
Personally, while I'd love to see more action on the boards, I don't really mind the apparent "slowness", because what is here is fucking brilliant.

You people are a horrible, inglorious, fantastically awesome bunch-o'-bipeds!

Easter is almost here, and as you all should know, up here in Norway that means we have the spring's first barbecue. Freshly killed whale, well done over a stave church, and thanks to YOU people, I can go out there with my gallon of gasoline a slightly happier man than I was the day before I rambled in here and made a fool out of myself for the whole world to see.


Pancake Skillet the Younger,
Signing off!


PS:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Glad to hear it, Waffle Iron.  Any day we can brighten up the day of an anachronistic viking is a good day.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

And I promise to do my best to make an utter boob of myself more often.
Or, alternately, contribute something meaningful every now and then.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 04, 2012, 07:52:44 PM
And I promise to do my best to make an utter boob of myself more often.

I've been doing that for 10 years, and just look at me!

:whack:
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2012, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 04, 2012, 07:52:44 PM
And I promise to do my best to make an utter boob of myself more often.

I've been doing that for 10 years, and just look at me!

:whack:

I can only aspire to reach that milestone!


By the way, I didn't know you were a pro wrestler.

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 04, 2012, 08:03:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2012, 07:54:06 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 04, 2012, 07:52:44 PM
And I promise to do my best to make an utter boob of myself more often.

I've been doing that for 10 years, and just look at me!

:whack:

I can only aspire to reach that milestone!


By the way, I didn't know you were a pro wrestler.



Neither did I.  :?

ETA:  Can't see the pic on this comp.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

It's the Undertaker. He's gone bald and looks sort of, though not really, like you.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Anna Mae Bollocks

Not bald, he's got kind of a wiffle. Looks more like my FOX-watching, Kentucky Deluxe guzzling ex-neighbor (except for the eyeliner) than Dok.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Aw Waffle Iron, I think you're the best Norwegian ever!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."