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Started by Don Coyote, April 09, 2011, 09:01:11 PM

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Telarus

#105
April 11, 2011, 06:55:46 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 11, 2011, 06:46:27 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 06:33:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2011, 06:25:43 AM
This is... kind of amazing. It's kind of a whole new genre... surreal memes?

The thought of that disturbs me.

Mostly because I'm afraid people might try looking for deeper meaning in this surreal garbage.

They are going to declare you a Discordian oracle and seek your wisdom and counsel in matters great and small. You're going  to need a tall, pointy hat.

And a bar stool to beat them all off with.
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Don Coyote

#106
April 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
And......I now can no longer do this :|

Luna

#107
April 11, 2011, 04:06:21 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
And......I now can no longer do this :|

Huhwhat?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#108
April 11, 2011, 04:34:59 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
And......I now can no longer do this :|

Why the hell not?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#109
April 11, 2011, 04:52:56 PM
:mittens:  Coyote, you've outdone yourself.  Rog...awesome crack.  Jenne likes.

Luna

#110
April 11, 2011, 04:54:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 04:34:59 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
And......I now can no longer do this :|

Why the hell not?

Oooh.  He's scared to be a guru?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
April 11, 2011, 05:03:10 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#112
April 11, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
Because I don't feel like randomly having some asshole start talking to me about the hidden meaning of the fnording bandersnatchi or some other shit, AND I found myself about to actually put meaning into this shit, AND I'm getting tempted to make mean spirited and political ones..

So, I am taking a break from this theme, and if any fucking asshat comes up to me to discuss this shit I will hunt them down and hurt them.



Coyote, woke on the wrong side of the bed, which is to say he woke up.

Jenne

#113
April 11, 2011, 05:04:40 PM
:(  Well, we liked it all.  So rest up some.  You've had a hard time of it, and it's no wonder you're tired out.

The Good Reverend Roger

#114
April 11, 2011, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
Because I don't feel like randomly having some asshole start talking to me about the hidden meaning of the fnording bandersnatchi or some other shit, AND I found myself about to actually put meaning into this shit, AND I'm getting tempted to make mean spirited and political ones..

So, I am taking a break from this theme, and if any fucking asshat comes up to me to discuss this shit I will hunt them down and hurt them.



Coyote, woke on the wrong side of the bed, which is to say he woke up.

I fail to see any problems here.   :?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#115
April 11, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
Because I don't feel like randomly having some asshole start talking to me about the hidden meaning of the fnording bandersnatchi or some other shit, AND I found myself about to actually put meaning into this shit, AND I'm getting tempted to make mean spirited and political ones..

So, I am taking a break from this theme, and if any fucking asshat comes up to me to discuss this shit I will hunt them down and hurt them.



Coyote, woke on the wrong side of the bed, which is to say he woke up.

I fail to see any problems here.   :?

Mood swings, I have them.

Besides, the instant I start working deeper meaning into this shit it becomes "art", bad art, but "art" nonetheless.

See, look at this shit, discussion about this shit. That means it's time for me to stop. Spend too much time thinking about it, instead of thinking about what I'm about to do.

The Good Reverend Roger

#116
April 11, 2011, 05:12:29 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 11, 2011, 05:05:06 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 11, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
Because I don't feel like randomly having some asshole start talking to me about the hidden meaning of the fnording bandersnatchi or some other shit, AND I found myself about to actually put meaning into this shit, AND I'm getting tempted to make mean spirited and political ones..

So, I am taking a break from this theme, and if any fucking asshat comes up to me to discuss this shit I will hunt them down and hurt them.



Coyote, woke on the wrong side of the bed, which is to say he woke up.

I fail to see any problems here.   :?

Mood swings, I have them.

Besides, the instant I start working deeper meaning into this shit it becomes "art", bad art, but "art" nonetheless.

See, look at this shit, discussion about this shit. That means it's time for me to stop. Spend too much time thinking about it, instead of thinking about what I'm about to do.

It's already "art", Buldada to be exact, and why the fuck should THAT stop you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#117
April 11, 2011, 06:00:34 PM
You've driven him mad, Rog


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Good Reverend Roger

#118
April 11, 2011, 06:03:29 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 11, 2011, 06:00:34 PM
You've driven him mad, Rog


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lol: :lol: :lol:


NOT EVEN ONCE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#119
April 11, 2011, 06:55:43 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.
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