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Started by Lies, April 10, 2011, 05:36:59 AM

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Lies

April 10, 2011, 05:36:59 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

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April 10, 2011, 05:39:47 AM
Ambush surrealism. :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 10, 2011, 06:19:31 AM
That was AWESOME!
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Luna

#3
April 10, 2011, 12:04:10 PM
That is awesome!   :lulz:

I have to wonder if he ever got punched filming that...
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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April 10, 2011, 08:00:53 PM
Dude, was laughing th whole time. Fantastique!
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Jasper

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April 11, 2011, 03:32:13 AM
WONDERFUL! 

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April 11, 2011, 04:25:42 AM
That statue camo would be an amazing way to assassinate people, or at least mug them.
Think about it, your walking past a statue and then all of the sudden its running off with your purse, youd be a supervillian.

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Jasper

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April 11, 2011, 09:50:34 PM
Haven't you heard? Ghillie suits are all the rage in purse snatching.

Triple Zero

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April 15, 2011, 04:45:46 PM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on April 11, 2011, 04:25:42 AM
That statue camo would be an amazing way to assassinate people, or at least mug them.
Think about it, your walking past a statue and then all of the sudden its running off with your purse, youd be a supervillian.



Don't you have these statue performers at touristy places, city centres and such?

Though usually they stand in the middle of the sidewalk or square, not moving, performing, collecting moneys.

It's an interesting idea, some of them are really good, in the sense that the only thing giving away it's probably a person in statue camo, is the strange unexpected location of this statue. So yeah, if you'd go stand at a spot where you'd expect a statue, I suppose many people would walk just past.

Although to be fair, even a statue in an expected place, or a showroom dummy in a clothes shop, if they look human enough, from the corner of my eye I often scare and go "huh who's there?" :oops:
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April 15, 2011, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 10, 2011, 12:04:10 PM
That is awesome!   :lulz:

I have to wonder if he ever got punched filming that...

I've seen him punched a couple times before.
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