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Can't they leave shit alone?

Started by Luna, April 11, 2011, 09:10:50 PM

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Luna

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 12, 2011, 12:38:06 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on April 12, 2011, 07:09:20 AM
Frankly, I'm REALLY surprised that nobody's made a Legend of Zelda movie yet.

There was a decent April Fool's Joke done a few years ago by IGN.

And, IIRC, a fan movie that got quashed by Nintendo.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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A movie based on Metal Gear was supposed to come out this year but it has been indefinitely postponed  :sad:
The fan movie is awesome, though.

Bruno

If they did make a Megaman movie, MC Chris should play Megaman.
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Jasper

I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?

AFK

I was kind of looking forward to the HALO movie especially given Peter Jackson's involvement.  It's too bad that one fell apart. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

They should make Dig Dug into a movie.

Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on April 12, 2011, 08:55:32 PM
They should make Dig Dug into a movie.

:smack:

Hey!  We need something for that...
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

I bet that one would blow up big time.  

:rimshot:
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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Quote from: Sigmatic on April 12, 2011, 08:33:41 PM
I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?

Missile command makes a lot of sense to me.  Half the franchise movies they make are actually some other screenplay where they went 'hey we should change the mani character's name and call it X!'.  With Missile command, they don't even have to change the main character's name.
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Jasper

"Halo Legends" was pretty enjoyable, in place of a 90 minute live action.

Slyph

They buried the Bioshock movie because they felt that it'd be shit without an R rating, and wouldn't make any money with one.

Bruno

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