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Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS

Started by navkat, April 09, 2011, 11:58:59 PM

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#15
April 10, 2011, 01:15:36 AM
Hmm, Wikipedia confirms low acid, but has no cite note.  Might just be something that's out there but not true.

Also says its a mutation of the Washington Orange.

I need me some mutant oranges :O
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#16
April 10, 2011, 01:24:06 AM
From the package

"Excellent Source of Vitamin C & Folate
Very High in Fibre and a Source of Vitamin A
Red-Orange Colour, Juicy, Seedless and Low Acidity"


Of course this is only if you don't eat 16 of them in a row.
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navkat

#17
April 12, 2011, 02:15:11 PM
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.

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#18
April 12, 2011, 03:53:53 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2011, 02:15:11 PM
I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.

I don't know why but that makes me  :fap:

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#19
April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)

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#20
April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.
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#21
April 12, 2011, 05:20:35 PM
Once you have grow up on Salazorian Squid Strogonoff, you can process anything.  Including carburetor.
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#22
April 12, 2011, 05:23:34 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
smoothly

How'd it all come out?

:lulz:

Richter

#23
April 12, 2011, 05:32:18 PM
Everything in this thread is so right.

Discordians will ineviably try to break ANY game's economy, combat, or NPC tactics, and that's if they're in a good mood.  they will eb very silly too, and refuse to be SERIOUS players pretending they are elves and fairies and shit.  Nobody should stand for that bullcrap.



Also:  Saturday's wasabi ginger pork stir-fry, beer, and quesitonable old homebrew wine from my old landlord still has my butt burping out marsh mud piles every 18 hours.  I may be ruined for life.
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#24
April 12, 2011, 05:37:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2011, 05:18:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 12, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday :)

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.

Probably. I think my body said "fuck you" after the first ten and stopped processing after that.
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