Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS

[Requia ☣]

Hmm, Wikipedia confirms low acid, but has no cite note.  Might just be something that's out there but not true.

Also says its a mutation of the Washington Orange.

I need me some mutant oranges :O

[Thurnez Isa]

From the package

"Excellent Source of Vitamin C & Folate
Very High in Fibre and a Source of Vitamin A
Red-Orange Colour, Juicy, Seedless and Low Acidity"


Of course this is only if you don't eat 16 of them in a row.

[navkat]

I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.

[Don Coyote]

I was eating Navels. I may as well have swallowed them whole because that shit went down like a boa constrictor, yo.

I don't know why but that makes me 

[Cainad (dec.)]

My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.

[Enrico Salazar]

Once you have grow up on Salazorian Squid Strogonoff, you can process anything.  Including carburetor.

[navkat]

smoothly

How'd it all come out?

[Richter]

Everything in this thread is so right.

Discordians will ineviably try to break ANY game's economy, combat, or NPC tactics, and that's if they're in a good mood.  they will eb very silly too, and refuse to be SERIOUS players pretending they are elves and fairies and shit.  Nobody should stand for that bullcrap.



Also:  Saturday's wasabi ginger pork stir-fry, beer, and quesitonable old homebrew wine from my old landlord still has my butt burping out marsh mud piles every 18 hours.  I may be ruined for life.

[Cainad (dec.)]

My bowels were functioning perfectly normally by the time I woke up on Saturday

Yeah, but that's because you barfed. MY bowels had to fully digest and eliminate 22 oranges.

It went surprisingly smoothly, but the day and a half of shitting pure orange pulp was pretty amusing.

Probably. I think my body said "fuck you" after the first ten and stopped processing after that.