Sneaky bastards at Bank of America

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Just last night BOFA called and left a vaguely threatening message regarding my father's condo.  Most of you will remember I voluntarily turned the condo back over to them in June of last year.  I went completely apeshit on the guy once I finaly got someone on the phone.

I don't remember much as I was in a blind rage, but the kids were laughing really hard.  There was, I know, a definate suggestion to suck a dick and I may have told the guy to learn english and get a real job.  I know I told them they were to blame for my father's heart attack, that when he had it he was trying to get thru their neverending machine voice prompt shit.  I might even have suggested that with the phone records I was pushing for the DA's office to press charges for manslaughter.

It was not a very nice conversation.

[East Coast Hustle]

I still bank with the small Maine bank I've been using since I moved out there in 2002 to open my pizzeria. They don't charge me ATM fees for using other networks AND they refund to my account all ATM charges incurred by other banks for not being their customer and using their ATM. Also, completely free checking. No fees, no minimum balance, no nothing, ever. And 3 of the people that work at what used to be my local branch are friends of mine, so any time I have a problem I just make a phone call and it gets taken care of. I friggin' LOVE my bank. I would literally start storing my money in a sock if I had to stop banking with them.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

THAT is the way a bank is supposed to be.
I think that right there was the original idea.


The only reason I bank with my company is all the free employee shit. Everything is free.