I wish to file a complaint

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

[Luna]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

[AFK]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

Tell that to the Canadians who own half of Northern Maine.  No seriously, they pretty much built the only shopping mall in northern maine.  They own a lot of the mills that employ a lot of people in Northern maine.  If it weren't for the Canadians, everybody would probably still be wearing potato sacks and eating bread and milk for dinner. 

[Luna]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.

It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!

[Luna]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.

It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!

That'll require some deporting, they're already spreading to Arizona.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.

It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!

That'll require some deporting, they're already spreading to Arizona.

Tucson has had enough of them, and is drawing them in with her siren song for the purposes of consuming them.

[East Coast Hustle]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

You almost had me sold on your program until you tried to force your crappy BC pot on me. I hate that shit like the Koch brothers hate poor people.

[Thurnez Isa]

We had a massive hailstorm up in Thunder bay this weekend... but now it's sunny and warm
And I have to stay inside to study

[Succulent Plant]

To clarify, Canada is only interested in:

• Washington
• Oregon
• California
• Hawaii
• Alaska

We don't want to deal with anything east of that.

You can have all of that shit.  You get Palin, hippies, angry Samoans, hipsters, and a very cranky Dark Empress Nigel.

Palin will be deported, and everyone else will be pacified with ludicrous amounts of state-subsidized BC-grown pot. Truth be told, the only reason we want Alaska is because our maps look funny without it.


(On a side note, marijuana may be legal in Canada inside of 90 days... no legislation required.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/ontario/ontario-court-strikes-down-canadas-pot-laws/article1983105/)

Funny, that's pretty much America's reason for wanting to annex Canada, however, you guys taking Alaska is a better solution for us.

Only if they take Palin.  And give us a month's warning so we can exile a few choice others up there, too.

Nah, they can deport her to Russia.

I don't care WHAT they do with her once she's their problem.

It should be required that her spawn and their spawn go to!

And anyone who's dated her spawn..

[Thurnez Isa]

but now it's sunny and warm

Spoke too soon.
Woke up this morning to a complete white out

[AFK]

You should always cap your office products before going to bed.  You never know what could happen. 

[Luna]

but now it's sunny and warm

Spoke too soon.
Woke up this morning to a complete white out

I did not receive my two handsome young men, nor the check.

Beware my snowy wrath.

[Thurnez Isa]

I might actually be stuck in this city for another day... Snow, freezing rain and hail all at once

BRING IT ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS