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Desert Bus: A game about leaving Tucson

Started by Triple Zero, April 15, 2011, 07:00:02 PM

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Penn & Teller's Smoke & Mirrors (Sega CD, 1995) was a collection of small pranks that used unique aspects of the medium to let buyers play tricks on their friends. In Desert Bus, the most notorious of the mini-games, players drive a tour bus on a mind-numbing eight-hour trip from Tucson to Las Vegas.

The objective of the game is to drive a bus from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada in real time at a maximum speed of 45mph. The feat requires 8 hours of continuous play to complete, since the game cannot be paused.

The bus contains no passengers, contains little scenery (an occasional rock or stop sign will appear at the side of the road), and there is no traffic. The road between Tucson and Las Vegas is without exception completely straight. The bus veers to the right slightly; as a result, it is impossible to tape down a button to go do something else and have the game end properly. If the bus veers off the road it will stall and be towed back to Tucson, also in real time. If the player makes it to Las Vegas, they will score exactly one point.

gameplay video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBr7EhL6Jpg&feature=player_embedded

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There's been a charity set up around this game for years.  You donate to have a group of guys play Desert Bus, the more donations, the longer they play.

http://desertbus.org/faq/

ETA:  The last drive, they went 5 days, 21 hours.
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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 15, 2011, 07:08:48 PM
There's been a charity set up around this game for years.  You donate to have a group of guys play Desert Bus, the more donations, the longer they play.

http://desertbus.org/faq/

ETA:  The last drive, they went 5 days, 21 hours.

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If they ever reach 21 days of gameplay, they'll find out that the bus becomes unable to leave Tucson and just endlessly circles the city until the wheels melt and the engine explodes.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 17, 2011, 08:19:55 PM
If they ever reach 21 days of gameplay, they'll find out that the bus becomes unable to leave Tucson and just endlessly circles the city until the wheels melt and the engine explodes.
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Yes, this game was created as a response to yet another debate over overly unrealistic and graphically violent video games.It was made to be completely non-violent and painstakingly realistic.

Java Applet version here: http://desertbus-game.org/

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But I've heard, on fairly reliable sources that you can never leave Tuscon. Even on a Bus.
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Quote from: BadBeast on April 18, 2011, 09:17:18 AM
But I've heard, on fairly reliable sources that you can never leave Tuscon. Even on a Bus.
It's only a videogame, Badbeast, it's not meant to be realistic.





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Must have accidentally my realities there for a moment.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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